The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…

[G0ALY]

My wife unexpectedly opened the door and caught me alone in the bathroom…Perched delicately on the bowl, reading the paper and drinking a beer. Am I the only one who does this?

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by G0ALY
My wife unexpectedly opened the door and caught me alone in the bathroom…Perched delicately on the bowl, reading the paper and drinking a beer. Am I the only one who does this?

Well at least she didnt catch you perched on the bowl drinking a beer and playing AH....

Oh wait, she has

[Krusher]

Originally posted by G0ALY
My wife unexpectedly opened the door and caught me alone in the bathroom…Perched delicately on the bowl, reading the paper and drinking a beer. Am I the only one who does this?

I used to shower and drink a beer.

Hey put it on the top shelf out of the water, who wants light beer

[storch]

that's probably pretty unique there snapper.

[Curval]

What is weird about that...was it really early in the morning or something?

I don't get it.

[loser]

Originally posted by Curval
What is weird about that...was it really early in the morning or something?

I don't get it.

Curval what i find weird is that he is married and craps with the door closed.

[2stony]

I either read or play video poker on the throne. When my wife and I first started dating, she couldn't believe I read while on the throne. She began taking polls from all the males she knew and the "reading rate" was about 90%. She only found one female that read on the throne and she herself doesn't read while on the throne. The funny thing is that she'll play video poker sometimes. What's the difference between reading and playing video poker?

[wombatt]

Because of the foul stench that comes from the bathroom when im in it my wife knows better that to open the door for at least 4-6 hours.

[loser]

Originally posted by wombatt
Because of the foul stench that comes from the bathroom when im in it my wife knows better that to open the door for at least 4-6 hours.

Well is she complains, tell it is because of her cooking that you smell that way.

Just make sure you still dont have your pants around your ankles...cant run at all like that.

[wombatt]

Originally posted by loser
Well is she complains, tell it is because of her cooking that you smell that way.

Just make sure you still dont have your pants around your ankles...cant run at all like that.

She has learned over the years not to mess with me in these affairs.
If she does then I just kindly leave her a floater.

[2stony]

Originally posted by Wambatt:

If she does then I just kindly leave her a floater

     That is absolutely, effin disgusting!(but funny)

[loser]

Do it in the tank part and it way better stony, then you can blame it on her as soon as she gets out.

[Nilsen]

When I drop my kids off at the pool I wanna get outa there as fast as possible. I don't make time for reading or other time consuming activities.

[rpm]

I do not eat or drink where I poop and vice-versa.

[wombatt]

Originally posted by rpm
I do not eat or drink where I poop and vice-versa.

Sound advice.