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Offline wombatt

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« on: January 14, 2005, 01:22:06 AM »
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Offline XtrmeJ

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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2005, 01:31:41 AM »
Ouch! :mad:
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Offline Airhead

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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2005, 01:51:43 AM »
Thank God I'm American and guns are plentiful, because frankly I'd rather be shot than have my balls torn off.
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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2005, 07:38:35 AM »
now there's something you don't hear every day.   our disturbed english cousins.
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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2005, 07:46:48 AM »
I don't think the English have a monopoly on this one Storch, that guy who had his donut cut off & re-attached and is now a pr0n actor... wasn't he Amerikan?

Missin' balls are everywhere!
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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2005, 08:20:47 AM »
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I don't think the English have a monopoly on this one Storch, that guy who had his donut cut off & re-attached and is now a pr0n actor... wasn't he Amerikan?

Missin' balls are everywhere!


He was American, but his wife (the noodle anhiliator) was french, just like you!   :D   actually i think she was from central america.

anyway why give up a good shot at any of our european cousins?  that would be out of character for me any many others on this board.
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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2005, 08:45:10 AM »
LOL indeed it would :D
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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2005, 10:14:54 AM »
Date? :rofl     I'm married.  Enjoy the dating boys.

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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2005, 10:21:14 AM »
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Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to reattach the organ.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW



oh yeah... fugin OUCHY OUCHY OUCHY!
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2005, 11:15:54 AM »
he'd have been better off taking a bullet.
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2005, 11:42:01 AM »
Is it me or are there other single guys on the boards coming across more and more women that are on prozac?  or worse... not taking it when they should be?
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2005, 11:49:52 AM »
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I don't think the English have a monopoly on this one Storch, that guy who had his donut cut off & re-attached and is now a pr0n actor... wasn't he Amerikan?

Missin' balls are everywhere!


That was John and Lorena Bobbitt...she cut off his noodle because he was a lousy lover, then she took off driving with the noodle in her car...she finally tossed it out of the car as she was driving down the road, where the severed noodle hit the windshield of a car traveling in the opposite direction. driven by a woman taxiing her 12 year old son home from soccer pratice... The 12 year old kid looked at his Mom and said "Did you see the size of the dick on that bug???"
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2005, 11:56:47 AM »
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She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."


Now that's a good friend!
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2005, 12:14:01 PM »
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That was John and Lorena Bobbitt...she cut off his noodle because he was a lousy lover, then she took off driving with the noodle in her car...she finally tossed it out of the car as she was driving down the road, where the severed noodle hit the windshield of a car traveling in the opposite direction. driven by a woman taxiing her 12 year old son home from soccer pratice... The 12 year old kid looked at his Mom and said "Did you see the size of the dick on that bug???"


LOL

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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2005, 12:35:59 PM »
More bollocks from the Guardian.
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