Author Topic: googled this for a laugh (Read 238 times)

Furball · « **on:** January 15, 2005, 01:37:53 PM »

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Results 1 - 20 of about 79,200,000 for porn

79.2 million.. LOL

Boroda · « **Reply #1 on:** January 15, 2005, 01:46:29 PM »

79.2 million - a Google's limit for search result count?

J_A_B · « **Reply #2 on:** January 15, 2005, 01:52:18 PM »

Once upon a time, a man found a genie in a lamp. He wished to have countless women willing to get naked at his every beckon (and for only $1.99 for the first month).

Thus the internet was born.

And while this was good--the man realized it could be even better. So, in his infinite brilliance he wished for the thing we now know as "mpeg", and it was so. Now his millions of ready and willing women could strut their stuff in...FULL MOTION VIDEO.

Shortly thereafter, broadband was born via this man's final wish.

According to legend, this man hasn't left his basement bedroom since.

J_A_B

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #3 on:** January 15, 2005, 02:51:44 PM »

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Originally posted by J_A_B
Once upon a time, a man found a genie in a lamp. He wished to have countless women willing to get naked at his every beckon (and for only $1.99 for the first month).

Thus the internet was born.

And while this was good--the man realized it could be even better. So, in his infinite brilliance he wished for the thing we now know as "mpeg", and it was so. Now his millions of ready and willing women could strut their stuff in...FULL MOTION VIDEO.

Shortly thereafter, broadband was born via this man's final wish.

According to legend, this man hasn't left his basement bedroom since.

J_A_B

All true... See the terrible effects here, but they finally got him out of the basement...