As I was flying at 50 feet in my lancasters tonight headed out on my 20th try to sink a cv tonight, I think I finally realized what the problem was. Yes, I had been going in again and again and getting shot down by these sam missles firing at me from nowhere (tards) but that was not to deter me. I mean I could see my goal, there was that carrier right in front of me! if only I could get to it... so I did something drastic. I took off again in the opposite direction and actually pulled the nose up in the air and climbed up! I had no idea bombers could do that! I was like wow this is soooo cool, so I kept climbing, thinking this time that sam missle site wouldn't expet me to come in high, since every time before they had caught me low. Haha! Surprise would be mine!
So I got up to around 6k where I could barely see the sea below me anymore and I started getting scared so I dare not go any higher, and turned toward that lucky stubborn carrier. I asked a guy in bishland near me to fly ahead of me and try to distract the sam's away from me on my heroic quest, but for some reason the bastard called me a very bad name and proceded to make fun of me in front of all the other guys in my country, saying I was mentally challenged and needed to get serious help from some guy named Fubar who apparently has all kinds of drugs and could help someone in my "seriously deranged state." Ouch. Like asking a guy for help would bring this upon me. Anyway...
So I got near the CV, and to my joy the sam's hand't got me yet! I was all locked in, not sure what to do next as I had never got this close to a target before, when they spotted me and started firing missles at me again! Luckily, these seemed to be less accurate and weren't hitting me but man oh man the explosions all around me neary made me sh*t at brick! I was freaking out, and was like, its now or never, gulped, and pushed the mouse foreward and dove in at the ship! I was screaming the whole time, not expeting to be alive the next second, but apparently my surprise had worked and had thrown off the aim of the missle sites! Closer and closer I got, 3,000, 2,000, 1,000 feet, the deck growing ever near, my goal nearly achieved, then BOOOOOM! Haha, I did it! I yelled out to my bro's over the cv "did it sink?"
"Uh, no, moron" they said... "What!??!" I yelled back. All that work and nothing? No way, no way! They said it would say "ship destroyed" in the text buffer if it had sunk. I looked up, and said "It doesn't say that, all it says in my text buffer is"Doors are closed." No one answered me after that, I think they all squelched me for some rediculous reason. I'm gonna get that CV yet...
