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Offline Quah!

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Hi guys I'm new wazzzzzzup
« on: January 19, 2005, 08:06:19 PM »
Hi my name is Quah.  I'm a noob, don't know much about flying and stuff, but I like blowing stuff up and doing fun stuff like bombing cv's at 100feet with those big ugly british bombers and the like.  I don't know what to do in a fighter so I tend to run around until some I find one enemy surrounded by friendies then I go at him and maybe get an assist, but man how bad we work that guy! We rock!  

Those big anti aircraft guns on carriers are fun too, nothing like blowin the piss outta some guy who has no idea what's coming... I always feel like yelling "Who's yer daddy!"  when I use my l337 skills and pick em off in the middle of a fight.

I tend to stick to the big groups of friendly planes as much as I can so I don't die as quick, but sometimes I get the feeling that I'm in the middle of a pack of worthless turds and the lame stuff they say to each other on the voice thing really pisses me off sometimes.  I actually heard some guy the other day ask a guy who was fighting a spit if he needed a hand or if he was ok on his own.  Wtf?  I was beside myself and tried to get there as quick as I could to shoot the spit but augered going in to quick even though I had an easy shot.  Man it was fun though! BOOM!  

Some guy called me out in a rude fashion the other day too.  I ws flying an la7 and I ran into a p38, i tried to shoot him as we passed, almost running into him (whew) and I kept going cause he got behind me.  I ran and ran asking for a hand and he called up on the channel 200 and asked what I was doing.  I said no way i;m turning, yer on my tail, you'll get me.  He said something like wtf, yer 5.0 ahead of me, come back and at least fight.  I told him I already fought him, and wasnt gonna fall for such trickery.  I later vulched a couple guys taking off and ran home but ran outta fuel and hit a tree.  Damn.

Anyway, I need some advice on how to play.  Can someone help me?

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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2005, 08:24:35 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2005, 08:25:44 PM »
Nice Troll
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Offline QUAH!!!

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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2005, 08:27:08 PM »
WTF NEWB YOU STOLE MY HANDLE!!!??

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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2005, 08:32:19 PM »
Stole YOUR handle?  I have never seen your douchbag arse up in the skies, I pwn you dweeb.  You wish you could be like me, augering into hangars and buildings with the grace of a fat guy falling off a 10meter platform in a speedo.  You suck! Quah my arse I am Quah!!!!!!  



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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2005, 08:32:51 PM »
lol OMFG.  haha

Offline Quah!

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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2005, 08:37:44 PM »
WTF is so funny? This d-bag thinks he's funny acting like me.  He's probably some quaking furballing guy who wouldn't know a good milkrun if it hit him in the face.  OMFG haha huh?  Boy I'll pwn you too!  I'll meet ya in the MA for some c47 runs to a field.  I bet you drop the troops on the town instead of the field you tard.  Laugh at me lol, I'll show you Mr.  RoadSkank.  Hah!

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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2005, 08:39:44 PM »
Quah


What you really need to do is focus on Rank - Rank is everything.

Ideally


Spawn camp in Tigers

Dive Bomb Strat in Buffs

Drive PT  boats on to the beach and fire rockets at buildings

Fire ships guns into furballs

Sit around for hours in an Ostwind


These are all important aspects of the game, and are therefore rewarded with rank ( as they should be)


When you get enough rank you can control the boats. This is very important. When you control the boats you can write things onto the map using the waypoints.


If you follow these tips you should be ranked top 50 in no time, and the boats will be yours.
I come from a land downunder

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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2005, 08:41:46 PM »
You 2 QUAH's owe me a new monitor or at the least a bottle of Windex.

Dr. Pepper all over the monitor is NOT a good thing.:rofl

AND...my nose hurts from the industrial waste Dr. Pepper i let go thru it as well.:rofl

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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2005, 08:42:08 PM »
:aok

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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2005, 09:12:10 PM »
Quote
When you get enough rank you can control the boats. This is very important. When you control the boats you can write things onto the map using the waypoints.


:rofl :lol

Offline Quah!

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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2005, 09:17:33 PM »
You can control the boats?!?   No way!! Haha!  Admiral Quah is here to save the day!  It'll be just like when I play battleship in my bathtub with my mini lego fleet!! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2005, 09:27:45 PM »
Yea AH2 is a great game.  Its filled with so many characters.

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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2005, 10:14:33 PM »
:rofl

This, perhaps, is the finest thread, ever known to man.
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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2005, 11:12:53 PM »
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