A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He
>bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
> The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve
> beer to bears in bars in Billings.
> The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
> served a beer.
> The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't
> serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
> The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a
> beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
> The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
> belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
> The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats
> the woman
He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
> The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
> belligerent,
> bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
>
> The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs.
"
> You're gonna love this.........
The bartender says, "You are now. That was
barbit*hyouate
