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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2005, 05:24:58 PM »
Richard Pryor

David Letterman

As mentioned, the Pope.  

Kirk Douglas

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« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2005, 05:29:32 PM »
Mick Jagger and Kieth Richards will both die in a lovers suicide pact.

Joan Rivers - Botox overdose. Followed by Liz Taylor and Diana Ross.....Micheal Jackson will take his own life.

Tina Turner will give birth to a Love Child.

Roseanne Barr or Rosie McDonald ~ Chockin to death on a pork chop...wait that was Mamma Cass... scratch this one.

This is too close :  Paul McCartney will die, which will reveal on his Death Certificate a different name. Killed by a Walrus.....named John.
Ringo will also pass away after Paul..unexpectedly. Which will raise a Beatle Frenzy.

George Carlin will die on stage of a heart attack in a small club.

They will remove the Pope, but his replacement will undermine the Catholic Religion by his grants.

Shirley Jones will surely pass on.

The Earth will change it's axis slowly and Nations, Islands, Shores will be lost.  Billions will die.

NATO Euro participants will still plead innocence in the "Food for Oil" project.  But Saddam H will reveal the truth.

There will be another World War in Europe, because of an assasination.

Alexander Haig will die. An assassination attempt will be made against Colin Powell.

Hillary Clinton will be involved in a car accident...which will open up a seach into a conspirisy.

*Print this out and keep it. Mark down the things that happen and those that don't.*

But keep gazing into my "Crystal Balls".

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« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2005, 05:33:11 PM »
If you give it some thought, in the next century, at least six billion people will die.

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« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2005, 05:57:16 PM »
Mac, you have chrystal ballS!?  How many do you need?
Who are you to wave your finger?

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« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2005, 06:16:35 PM »
It's not all fun and games.  If he runs, they might shatter.
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« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2005, 07:53:49 PM »
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im sure that Megadud can give a long list of virtual wishes.

okay.  i only said one.  K. richards.  but i just cant see it...and im not entirely sure that he is actually alive so much as chemically animated...given a good druggist, he could go on pickling himself forever.  so lets try the full 3.

1. deep throat
2. walter cronkite
3. sadly, peter o'toole



I Would´nt bet on that, He looked pretty healthy last time I saw him. Lost some hair thats all.
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« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2005, 07:58:18 PM »
which?
this thread is doomed.
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« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2005, 08:03:07 PM »
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which?


the one thats been predicted to die every year since the beggining of the 70, s

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« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2005, 09:41:16 PM »
Keith Richards died in 1987.  It's just nobody buried him yet.

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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2005, 10:19:44 PM »
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Keith Richards died in 1987.  It's just nobody buried him yet.
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Good one Holden :D

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« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2005, 10:28:40 PM »
You know it'll happen.  The Revolution will occur, republicans will take over.


Someone will say, "If you say one more ****ing word Hillary, I'll do it.  That's a promise!"  

And you know she'll say something.  Kerry will try to step in.  Bill will start laughing so hard that he'll forget to breath.
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« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2005, 11:04:45 PM »
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Richard Pryor

David Letterman

As mentioned, the Pope.  

Kirk Douglas

Letterman? He's got a long way to go before he starts being a deathwatch candidate.
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« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2005, 08:00:10 AM »
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Keith Richards died in 1987.  It's just nobody buried him yet.



Keith Richards has some sort of pact with the Devil.  He will outlive us all I tell you!  :)
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« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2005, 08:11:33 AM »
Robert De Niro
Jack Nicholson
Dick Clark

How do I know?

I called Miss Cleo and Dionne Warwick.
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I have been reborn a new man!

Notice I never said a better man.

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« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2005, 10:13:56 AM »
mighty i thought about putting deniro and nicholson on there but....

THEY are waaay too cool to die...

THE megaSTUD :D