well heck, I don't think the army issues any thongs.. they would be out of uniform...>
Some how I'm having trouble getting Dr. Evils sidekick woman from the Austin Powers movie out of my head.
On a side note, you don't need to pay them... when I was in basic training, one of out drill instructors started hooking up with this 40 plus year old skanky prostitute. This chic was covered with tatoo's and and drugs and time had not treated her well. She would come over to the barracks at between 1-3 am for some "training" after our DI got done done "playing" with her they both came out of the office and had some fun with us. If you can imagine the above dressed in nothing but a pair of combat boots and a DI campaign hat and a whip shouting orders to a bunch of guys in the barracks your starting to get the picture.
