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Offline takeda

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« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2005, 04:35:03 PM »
Hey, I watched A-Team... It tought me than Vietnam vets couldn't hit the side of a barn with chromed rifles and american cars flip 30 feet into the sky on the slightest contact. :lol. Was lots of fun.

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« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2005, 06:32:16 PM »
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how does that work?


Like warning tape or red tape or a tape worm.

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« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2005, 06:45:05 PM »
Golly-gee slow D/L; took almost 1 min to download that one :(
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« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2005, 07:03:33 PM »
Girls love 70's gay mustache!


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« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2005, 07:21:38 PM »
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Like warning tape or red tape or a tape worm.


or teflon tape

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« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2005, 11:50:09 PM »
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I was in Ireland a couple of years ago and there were three kids (guitar, bass, drummer) playing on a street corner in Dublin.  They were around 14 or 15 and were using car batteries to power their amps and were probably making 50 punt an hour from passers-by.

Every other song they played was an Eagles song.  There is hope yet.  :D


Ireland doesn't really count as Europe. Like Britain.  Man that video is scary.  

I grew up with The A team, Starsky and Hutch,  Ironside, Cannon, Rockford, Cade's County, Dallas, Dynasty, Batman, Mannix, Hawaii five 0, The Partridge family, The Brady bunch, Banacek, The Time Machine, Kojak etc etc etc.

I might as well have lived in America. I knew about about 'taking the fifth',  my  'Miranda rights',  all abou the civil war and the Declaration of Independance before I knew anything about my own country.

That's what messed me up :rofl


There is a crazy  program on On British Channel 4 called 'Eurotrash' which shows all the funny things the Euros get up to, mostly naked for some reason.  They are really messed up.  :aok

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« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2005, 05:35:09 AM »
...so i hate the e-gals, but i love it when a plan comes together.  what does that make me? neck deep in the atlantic?

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« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2005, 06:00:54 AM »
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There is a crazy  program on On British Channel 4 called 'Eurotrash' which shows all the funny things the Euros get up to, mostly naked for some reason.  They are really messed up.  :aok


So You haven't seen Jerry Springer Show?

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1/24/05         “Love Struck!”
Carlos has been messing around on his boyfriend, Junior with transsexual Hennessey! Carlos says he loves Junior but would like to be with Hennessey since he can more easily hide the fact that he’s gay!  Next… Paulina thinks her boyfriend, Floyd is screwing around with long time acquaintance, Susan. It is confirmed that he’s a boyfriend with a wandering eye and Paulina wants nothing to do with him.  Then… Roy believes his girlfriend of 5 years, Audrey moved in with her mother because she was fed up with him and he’s will to do what it takes to get her back!  But it’s a bit more complicated than that…she’s sleeping with Roy's best friend Sammy!  

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« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2005, 06:06:41 AM »
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So You haven't seen Jerry Springer Show?


Jerry Springer is a scripted show like pro wrestling.  You do know that all the good shows on American TV (Like the 70's and 80's hits All in the Family, Sanford and Son, Threes Company, and many others) are patterned after BBC shows don't you?
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« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2005, 06:51:35 AM »
They told him not to improvise but he went off script.

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« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2005, 10:16:04 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2005, 10:38:11 AM »
I had a toy tent tipi exactly like that, haven't remembered it for 30 years. Why have I repressed ?:confused:

It's the shock of american cultural imperalism causing a childhood trauma, it must be!  Now the video have unblocked the memories and a life time of pent-up frustrations from my unresolved psychosis can manifest.  Now I'm embracing The American Way, going postal in a shooting spree.:mad:


On a sidenote, the girls are very fine indeed :D

For cpxxx, you forgot McCloud (Dennis Weaver) how can you forget McCloud the horseback inner city cop ?;)
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« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2005, 08:06:05 AM »
Yes the girls are very nice. I like the natural breasts. No big gaudy fake implants.

If the video has one redeeming quality that is it.

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« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2005, 08:10:56 AM »
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Yes the girls are very nice. I like the natural breasts.  

They had no breasts.