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Offline Nefarious

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« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2005, 12:50:45 AM »
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He took a .22 and fired at the biggest meanest ugliest one of the pack.  But they were packed so tight that he got 7 of them.


Were they Armor Piercing Incendiary or Depleted Uranium Shells?
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« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2005, 07:17:17 AM »
Just walk a dog around the area a couple of times a month.  My office hires a dog specifically trained to chase geese (but not attack them) to come by periodically and scare them off.  The geese will not return after a while.

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« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2005, 08:51:02 AM »
some pretty good posts..


Any clues on this:
http://www2.yardiac.com/long.asp?tgs=9758423:27771577& cart_id=&item_id=664

or this:

http://www.safepetproducts.com/pilot.asp?pg=animalrepellen t_main

kinda hoping I can find something that makes them go away with a minimum of effort.  Would be nice to stop the neighbors dogs from cr--ing on my lawn too...

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« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2005, 09:40:16 AM »
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In the Sacramento valley you don't get one or two pretty little nests.... you get 20-30 all around your house!!. The mud stains your house paint, they crap all over your propety , your deck, your pool ( get the idea) and the noise!!!


That has to suck d**k, I envision something out of Audobon with 20-30 nests!  

Off topic, I have a buddy that moved out to Tracy, CA from Michigan.  

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« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2005, 10:29:32 AM »
No, it wasn't an AP bullet.  There were just that many of them.
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« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2005, 10:47:22 AM »
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Actually one of them would come back, geese are one of the few animals in nature who stay with one mate their entire life. Thus the joy of hunting them is that you kill one the mate is bound to come back looking for his/her lost love.



I must be old cause that sentence freaked me out. If you're going to kill it because they crap all over the place and piss you off, i can understand, but what you wrote is sick.... :rolleyes:

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« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2005, 10:48:17 AM »
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kinda hoping I can find something that makes them go away with a minimum of effort.  Would be nice to stop the neighbors dogs from cr--ing on my lawn too...


sheridan .22 3 pumps 20 yards. aim for the rump.  :D

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« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2005, 10:48:51 AM »
Just get you a bucket of balls and a 9 iron....not only will it scare them away but your score will improve over time.

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« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2005, 11:05:42 AM »
.22 cal rifle with a 16oz mountian dew plastic bottle taped to the end would work after dark......

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« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2005, 11:15:35 AM »
I can't believe none of you grew up on a farm!  If you had, you'd know about taking a piece of bacon fat, tying it securely to a long piece of string, then placing it near the water.

A goose will walk up, see the bacon fat, and eat it.  He can't digest it, so it will go through his digestive track and end up on the ground, but with the string still attached.  

Next goose walks up, think 'Hey, free food' and will eat the same piece of fat and it will work its way through HIS digestive system too.  

This happens a few times, and now you've got a bunch of upset geese...  on a string.

Technically, it might not get rid of them, but it's funny to see all these geese doing a conga down by your pond.
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« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2005, 11:19:23 AM »
Oh, for a more useful use of string, throw a bunch of it on the pond.  Geese hate floating string, won't land there.  I dunno if it looks like a snake or what, but it repels them.
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« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2005, 11:48:59 AM »
12 Guage slugs do a real number on geese.  There's a more discrete soloution but it involves a Ruger 10/22, a length of steel pipe, a tap and die set, several large washers, some steel wool, JB weld and a complete disregard for legal consequences.

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« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2005, 12:11:04 PM »
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12 Guage slugs do a real number on geese.  There's a more discrete soloution but it involves a Ruger 10/22, a length of steel pipe, a tap and die set, several large washers, some steel wool, JB weld and a complete disregard for legal consequences.


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