Hmmm. Golf.

Good luck out there, Stang. Earned my living at it many years ago, so I know what you're going through.
(Tops of my ears are burned off, a pasty white left hand that contrasts nicely with the tanned hide masquarading as skin on my neck and forearms and the best memories of my life.)
If someone is
really bored and a golfer,
Here>> are the first few chapters of a golf novel titled "Backspin" coming out later this year.
Premise is fiction, but the stories and characters are all real.