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Offline Otto

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« on: January 30, 2005, 03:57:20 PM »
Borda....., don't come over here telling everyone:  "I'm just going to the Aces High Convention....."

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Offline genozaur

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No lies, no spies.
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2005, 07:27:53 PM »
As I always insist on repeating, I am not the Russian spy. Because my home phone number ends in 0777.  :D
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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2005, 07:41:32 PM »
Otto,

If you are going to flame someone you can atleast spell their name correctly. Both he and Estel are men of honor and I have a tremendous amount of respect for them both. So please, from 1 Marine - don't start ****.



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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2005, 07:44:18 PM »
No one's 'flaming' anyone and Boroda knows it...   (sorry about the miss spelling)
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2005, 07:44:47 PM »
I'm a russian lesbian trapped in a man's body.....does that count?
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Offline genozaur

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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2005, 11:23:14 PM »
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I'm a russian lesbian trapped in a man's body.....does that count?


I'm a lesbian male. Just can't resist the temptation for them girls.  :D
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Offline Boroda

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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2005, 01:47:29 PM »
Thanks :) But I'd rather stay here for a while, there is a serious chance that I'll be arrested when I'll step on American soil :(

Wolfala, thank you, but I am no more then a drunk irresponsible Soviet engineer (this remark is for Genozaur ;))...

BTW, I studied at "Physcs and technology of explosive and impact processes" department in MSTU, and worked with explosives and other funny things until 1994. What should I write in a new American visa form? They probably track all the students from my department, and I always prefer not to lie, is there a theoretical chance to  get a visa for a person who will honestly mention his experience with explosives?

I am asking only because it's interesting, I don't plan to apply for American visa in foreseeable future.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2005, 03:38:46 PM »
As long as you dont put down "cave" as your favorite hangout and dont mention that a donkey is your best friend you
should be ok.
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2005, 04:17:01 PM »
Boroda .. how old are you?
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2005, 04:17:47 PM »
Natasha I see Squirrel and Moose upping from Bish Field A34 heading to Rook Field A40.


Boris you so cleaver as Spy.


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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2005, 04:20:55 PM »
did someone call my name?
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2005, 04:28:29 PM »
:rofl
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2005, 06:09:58 PM »
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Natasha I see Squirrel and Moose upping from Bish Field A34 heading to Rook Field A40.


Boris you so cleaver as Spy.


:cool:

:rofl

  The interworkings of Moose and Squirrel should be left off of these boards.
It`s a secuity breach.
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  Your cooperation is appreciated.
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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2005, 06:17:10 PM »
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Originally posted by Boroda
Thanks :) But I'd rather stay here for a while, there is a serious chance that I'll be arrested when I'll step on American soil :(

Wolfala, thank you, but I am no more then a drunk irresponsible Soviet engineer (this remark is for Genozaur ;))...

BTW, I studied at "Physcs and technology of explosive and impact processes" department in MSTU, and worked with explosives and other funny things until 1994. What should I write in a new American visa form? They probably track all the students from my department, and I always prefer not to lie, is there a theoretical chance to  get a visa for a person who will honestly mention his experience with explosives?

I am asking only because it's interesting, I don't plan to apply for American visa in foreseeable future.



If you decide to visit - u just write the truth as it is. And they'll ask for character witnesses and all that fun stuff - and i'll call a few guys at DOD and the men with the black suits will come in and bla bla bla, you'll be in Las Vegas next week.



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« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2005, 10:50:09 PM »
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Originally posted by Boroda
Thanks :) But I'd rather stay here for a while, there is a serious chance that I'll be arrested when I'll step on American soil :(

Wolfala, thank you, but I am no more then a drunk irresponsible Soviet engineer (this remark is for Genozaur ;))...

BTW, I studied at "Physcs and technology of explosive and impact processes" department in MSTU, and worked with explosives and other funny things until 1994. What should I write in a new American visa form? They probably track all the students from my department, and I always prefer not to lie, is there a theoretical chance to  get a visa for a person who will honestly mention his experience with explosives?

I am asking only because it's interesting, I don't plan to apply for American visa in foreseeable future.


Boroda, I am a sober senior engineer who promoted himself to the rank of designer general during cooperative years.

Don't worry about your experience. It'll have great impact. But not before you answer the  unbelievably "soviet red tape" questions kinda party apparatchik could only ask. You have to tell if you were, is (or will be ?) a member of the communist party, movement, or other connected to the party organization; you have to honestly confess that you are an anarchist, trade union activist, child molester and all the above combined. And, after you confess to heavy drinking while flying a plane, they will let you in.    

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