Welcome to hell .eeeeeeer I mean Aces High.
A few pointers.
1. If you have any form , shape or fashion of a life abandon all hope when you once enter the main arena. This will become your life and will be treated as such. Any mention of normality here is extremely frowned on.
2. Before the decision is made to enter the Main Arena it is a wise choice to stock up on food and beverage.
Not just ANY food, but good , highly nutritional foods such as chips, dips, salami,bologna (bread is optional).
Beverage choice should be made with channel 200 in mind (the open channel).
I would recomend anything containg achohol. Beer seems to be the norm. Vodka , whiskey, etc is used in high stress areas. JOC drinks a lot of wine, but he always has sheep problems.
3. Look on e-bay to see if you can find a rare copy of the HT translator. You are gonna need it for time on this board.
4. Disregard anything posted by the above player that goes by Nopoop. He plays with dolls.
5. Ingame sheep are the soul possesion of JOC. Do not let him catch you giving one the eye. He caught me one time puttin the moves on Sophie and wheeeew..............Uggghhh nevermind. Too difficult to talk about .
6. If you are married you can save yourself some time by speaking with your lawyer now. You won`t have time later and it can cost you some bucks.
7. If the game crashs, discos are in any matter shuts down at any given time. Don`t panic. It will more than likely be very short lived. Skuzzy sometimes trips over the extension chord on his way to the BBQ grill. He is also fascinated by the BIG RED BUTTON.
8. Disregard all of the above and have fun.
