LOLOL Chairboy. I just viewed your Mech page. I had no idea you were so frickin funny! That was a hilarious read.
"but PVC connectors are only 20-30 cents each!" Shut up! er, I mean, yes, that's true, but ..."
and:
"After contemplation, I decided against breaking my knees and forcing them to set backwards."
and:
"The PVC glue is really neat stuff. Its capacity for bonding with carpet is truly astounding..."
and:
"Since my son will be 18 months old when Halloween rolls around, I need to keep him occupied, so I'll also be putting in some control panels that have big buttons and flashing lights so he can amuse himself. This is, of course, assuming he doesn't panic when my wife jams him into the cockpit (mouth) of the costume (huge creature that looks like it's eating him),"
and, my fav:
"If you've ever walked somewhere with a cordless drill, you know what I'm talking about. You throttle the drill while you step, and it... you haven't done this? Don't be silly, every one does it. You're not fooling anybody."
and:
"The following well intentioned suggestions have been nixed:
Firing Nerf ammo (too complicated)
Firing REAL ammo (no....)
Using an integrated fire control system with inertial guidance and an optical reticule with FLIR scope (sure, if you can make that out of PVC....)"
Where do you live? I wanna come to your house next Halloween.