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Offline Nash

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« on: February 10, 2005, 12:00:28 AM »
.... is spoolin' up for a meltdown.

Enough said, really (without it becoming embarrassing for anyone).

Now, usually we just let these things fall by the waist side, straining our necks to get a better view of the carnage.

Well, no more!

We are all sad and pathetic, indeed. But we are the brotherhood of the sad and pathetic, gawdammit.

Let not one of us fall into the dark and downward spiral of retardedness, lest we all do. For we are only as strong as our weakest retard.

Nuke, talk to us.

The rest of ya? Now's the time to pitch in.

One for all, and all for one. There is no "I" in team.


Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2005, 12:03:45 AM »
I'm not sad.
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Offline Urchin

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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2005, 12:04:06 AM »
Yea, but there is a "ME" if you play around with the letters some.

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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2005, 12:09:34 AM »
I bought some fish balls yesterday.  Fish balls in bullion, as a matter of fact.  I decided against the fish balls in lobster sauce.
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2005, 12:12:50 AM »
Qui nescit dissimulare, nescit regnare.
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running very fast
I squish you

Offline Airhead

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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2005, 12:16:32 AM »
Nuke was last seen giving Gaylord a motorcycle ride on a really bumpy road.

Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2005, 12:17:26 AM »
Fish have balls?  I thought that was a mammalian trait.
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2005, 12:19:46 AM »
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I bought some fish balls yesterday.  Fish balls in bullion, as a matter of fact.  I decided against the fish balls in lobster sauce.


Woha...Dude, I've seen thousands of fish and I have never, EVER observed a fish that has visible testicles. Whoever sold you "fish balls" ripped you off.

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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2005, 01:18:52 AM »
Those Swedish bastards!!! :mad:
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Offline Lazerus

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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2005, 01:39:17 AM »
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Originally posted by moot
Qui nescit dissimulare, nescit regnare.


Babelfish sucks.

Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2005, 07:56:33 AM »
It's because SOB rejected NUKE's advances.

SOB's heart belongs to no one, and can be tamed by no amount of sweet words and gestures. I know, I failed trying.
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2005, 08:04:51 AM »
I just want to know what the "waist side" is.  Is that like the opposite of the leg side?

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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2005, 08:30:17 AM »
No, it's perpendicular to the butt side or the wang side.
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2005, 08:46:37 AM »
Nash,

I'm not gonna slip into the tard pit, where y JB88, Boroda and Octavious and a few other alumni reside.

I've been to the edge, and then I stood and looked down. I lost a lot of friends there.......got no time to mess around.

On a lighter note, I'm going to be able to post an interesting story after today. Heavy things are going down at work. You guys will get a kick out of the saga.

Offline lazs2

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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2005, 08:50:42 AM »
hey nash... don't blame me... I am doing my level best to make all of your sad, pathetic little lives more interesting and better informed.

lazs