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Offline Suave

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« on: February 13, 2005, 04:09:29 AM »
Did anybody happen to catch the episode with the guy who was a ninja ?

I was at work and it was on one of the TVs. There was this compulsive liar Mr Black type guy, I was LMAO. At first he's a martial artists expert who does freelance bouncer work. Oh and he's a sword fighter. He says that he doesn't really have a home, he lives in some supply room that he broke into, he keeps a lot of his swords and stuff there, but he has 5 of his swords in his truck. He has some numchucks that were given to him by his dad (also a ninja master), which were passed down by some all time great ninja master. And they still have the blood stains on them! The girl questions him some more and the truth comes out. He is in fact a ninja! He's got some super powers and what not, but it would be against his code to demonstrate them just for showing off.

What is it about compulsive liars and martial arts? I've met 2 in my life and they both supposedly had like 34th degree black belts with gold tassels.

Man I wish I could've been able to see the rest of that show.
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Offline Heiliger

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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2005, 04:27:52 AM »
Was his name Ashida Kim???


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He has some numchucks that were given to him by his dad (also a ninja master), which were passed down by some all time great ninja master. And they still have the blood stains on them!


Ok I understand now, he's knocked himself stupid trying to learn how to use them...
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Offline Dago

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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2005, 08:26:21 AM »
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Was his name Ashida Kim???



No, his name was "Voss".  

:rofl


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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2005, 01:21:58 PM »
I met a compulsive liar during my time in the USAF. This guy was from Montana. One of his biggest lies (imo) was when he was playing high school football and managed to break BOTH collar bones. While laying on the bench on the sidelines in pain, his coach suppossedly begged him to go back on the field since his team was losing. He apparently did just that. He said he came out of the backfield on a pass route and caught the winning touchdown pass with 2 broken collar bones. Although I forget his exact description of the play, I do recall that he had to reach above his head with BOTH hands to catch the pass.

The one thing we couldnt dismiss entirely was his racing stories. He did in fact have a Montana State racing liscence that he proudly showed to anyone who would look ;)
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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2005, 07:58:20 PM »
LOL Elfie.  I've heard of breaking one, but BOTH!  Man, now that's bragable.
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2005, 10:04:23 PM »
I actually saw that Suave, was a riot. I was up late one night and couldn't sleep so I decided to watch it. I laughed so hard I woke up my g/f:lol  I liked how he was talking about how he was always "on guard" then one of the guys did a fake swing at him and he didn't even have the reflexes to flinch!!!:rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2005, 11:31:37 PM »
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I met a compulsive liar during my time in the USAF. This guy was from Montana. One of his biggest lies (imo) was when he was playing high school football and managed to break BOTH collar bones. While laying on the bench on the sidelines in pain, his coach suppossedly begged him to go back on the field since his team was losing. He apparently did just that. He said he came out of the backfield on a pass route and caught the winning touchdown pass with 2 broken collar bones. Although I forget his exact description of the play, I do recall that he had to reach above his head with BOTH hands to catch the pass.

The one thing we couldnt dismiss entirely was his racing stories. He did in fact have a Montana State racing liscence that he proudly showed to anyone who would look ;)



When I broke my collar bone skateboarding about four years ago, I could barely wipe my bellybutton let alone move my arm above my head.


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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2005, 11:33:00 PM »
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No, his name was "Voss".  

:rofl


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you sure it was not straiga?
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