Author Topic: April Fools (Read 1066 times)

kaos1 · « **on:** February 17, 2005, 07:25:25 PM »

Here is a thought, what would be the best Aprils fools joke for Hitech to incorporate into AHII for just that one day. Any and all ideas welcome. With anyluck, HiTech may just do something.

Slash27 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2005, 07:33:48 PM »

I'd make a PT fly. But thats just me.

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 17, 2005, 07:42:12 PM »

I think flying PT boats would be enough, dont need kids asking for lasers and nukes.

bustr · « **Reply #3 on:** February 17, 2005, 07:47:21 PM »

I would make everyones airplane look like a stick figure from the early days with AW. Or make a map that looks like the original small europe complete with the abbrviated names and land names changed to A, B, C.

NUKE · « **Reply #4 on:** February 17, 2005, 08:02:08 PM »

lol bustr, that'd be great.

NUKE · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2005, 08:03:33 PM »

make all the inputs from your controls perform in the opposite

doobs · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2005, 08:04:15 PM »

he did flying pt boats at the last Con. unless you do a high cv group steamin up at 10k, haven't seen that yet.

Darkish · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2005, 08:06:14 PM »

Would laugh my arse off if HTC made aircraft invulnerable but still secretly registered hits; so instead of "so & so landed 5 kills" it would read "so & so was killed 25 times".

6GunUSMC · « **Reply #8 on:** February 17, 2005, 08:51:53 PM »

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Originally posted by Darkish
Would laugh my arse off if HTC made aircraft invulnerable but still secretly registered hits; so instead of "so & so landed 5 kills" it would read "so & so was killed 25 times".

Thats an awesome suggestion!!! Would be friggin hilarious!

wojo71 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 17, 2005, 09:11:05 PM »

Everybody could only up la7's no matter what you choose.

SFCHONDO · « **Reply #10 on:** February 17, 2005, 09:29:40 PM »

TOD was released

Halo · « **Reply #11 on:** February 17, 2005, 09:47:22 PM »

On April 1, for each player, the first 60 seconds the following actions are attempted, the results will be:

parachute will not open and voice will say "Quit yanking on me!"

ack guns will sound in tiny little voice "ooh ah ooh ah"

engine starts will burst into flames as European crash truck sirens sound ("eee ah eee ah eee ah")

base icons flashing will have woman's voice warning "Base out of whack, base out of whack"

pt boat engine start will initiate severe flooding sound and anxious voice "Sir, permission to abandom ship!"

... enough ... the mind boggles ....

Estes · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2005, 10:01:01 PM »

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Originally posted by wojo71
Everybody could only up la7's no matter what you choose.

Screw that. Everyone could only up p-40's.

Everyone already ups la7's anyway.

vorticon · « **Reply #13 on:** February 17, 2005, 10:46:41 PM »

explosions look like the little POW/ZAP/KAZOOIE thingies in old cartoons

add complete nudist beaches that you can almost, but not quite, make out anything more than the general outline

change the PT boat into a small canoe, armed to the teeth with BB guns...

any collisions will be reported by a high pitch yowl of "DOWDED!"

Glasses · « **Reply #14 on:** February 17, 2005, 10:58:40 PM »

or when you get shot down by a N1k you get

JAPWNED!