Here sits Meatwad high in a tree
How did I get up here?
I know, master shake was showing me how to fly. He said "Hey meatwad, you ever want to learn how to fly?" I said "Heck no boy, I aint no bird. If we was meant to fly, we would be borned with wings........or giant legs to jump though the air." He told me "Did I say fly? I meant to say theres candy in here. You like candy dont you?" "Heck yeah I like candy, I said."
There wasnt any candy in there, he done tricked me into that there catapult and launched me into this tree. Theres some acrorns though. Hey Mr. Squirrel, these acorns are pretty good.
*chatter chatter*
What? You said I cant have them?
*chatter chatter*
Boy im gonna wash your mouth out for saying that to me.
*Grrr chatter squeal chomp*
OW!!!!
*grrr grufngl gnarl scratch chomp*
AHHHHHHHHHH (falls out of tree) "That squirrel aint right, im gonna teach him to mess with me. I'll burn the tree down"
*gets gas and a lighter, then procedes to burn the tree down*
