If Nilsen ever comes to America....
He HAS to experience these...and a BARE MINIMUM:
1 Night in Las Vegas
1 Day In Washington DC
An afternoon in Manhattan
Additionally:
1 redneck bar....
1 hours at a Walmart...
1 Large Strip Club
1 day at a Six Flags or Disney Amusement park
1 Afternoon at a Large Horse Racing Track or MLB Baseball Game
1 Afternoon at the square at a major university checking out chicks
Authentic Mexican food (NO YELLOW CHEESE) or Cajun
Good luck, and may COD have mercy on your stomach (may the ROLAIDS be with you.
68ROX
AND....
WORD