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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #2835 on: April 07, 2007, 04:01:57 AM »
That's a helluva birthday present!
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« Reply #2836 on: April 07, 2007, 04:03:01 AM »
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I burned the pi$$ out of my finger today and it still hurts.

My well water has a lot of calcium and lime. It leaves scale on everything including the pump in my dishwasher. If I don't do dishes everyday it will scale up the pump and make it stick. Usually turning the dishwasher on and off several times quickly will make it break loose and run. If that doesn't work you have to take off the bottom panel, reach in and turn the pump manually by the cooling fins with a screwdriver till it breaks free.

I couldn't turn the motor far enough in one stroke to make it break free so I spun it as far as I could and held the motor in place with my finger to get a second bite with the screwdriver. It took around .043 seconds for me to realise I had attempted to break the motor free by using the switch long enough to heat it to George Foreman griddle temp.

As I tried to yank my finger away the motor recoiled and pinched the hot cooling fin hard into my finger like an iron pressing into a wrinkled pair of Wranglers. I'm sure I could commit some heinous crime today and get away with it scott free because they could never trace my fingerprint now.


That sucks!

When I was a kid I tried to reassemble a 25' take measure.  I screwed up and the thing unwound in my hand.  I had the most perfectly round concentric circles friction burn on my palm.  My palm print looked like tree rings.
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« Reply #2837 on: April 07, 2007, 04:04:17 AM »
And then one night, 30 years later, I couldn't sleep so I dorked on the computer for a few hours.
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« Reply #2838 on: April 07, 2007, 05:13:18 AM »
Next person to post is going to be my Bich for the next tour!
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« Reply #2839 on: April 07, 2007, 05:32:51 AM »
Seeing I cannot connect as I'm still waiting for my software to arrive in the mail I'll go ahead and post... either way you'd be the beotch, I hear you like to catch.
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« Reply #2840 on: April 07, 2007, 09:41:49 AM »
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« Reply #2841 on: April 07, 2007, 09:57:40 AM »
"The Golden Easter Egg will be more of a challenge then previously expected"
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« Reply #2842 on: April 07, 2007, 10:08:39 AM »
as I sit here contemplating a 2 hour drive to the middle of nowhere to watch little bundles of cloth search for easter eggs I am forced to reevaluate my decision not to purchase ipacec (sp) last night.

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« Reply #2843 on: April 07, 2007, 10:14:24 AM »
Last night I seen one of them MP3 players that can play videos on it. Would be neat to have so whenever I am bored I could watch stuff.  I already have one so I guess I'll survive. Money is too tight anyway

Alas, its winter again and no women are wearing revealing clothes right now. Life is cruel :cry
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« Reply #2844 on: April 07, 2007, 10:37:24 AM »
To hell with Easter eggs, I want my scotch.
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« Reply #2845 on: April 07, 2007, 11:48:55 AM »
Just out of curiosity, do pagans hide little crusifixes on Easter?
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« Reply #2846 on: April 07, 2007, 12:44:32 PM »
This may sound a lil sick and demented but... I like Easter.

I buy lil wicker Easter baskets, the grass stuff and them plastic colored eggs...

Then I drive up and down the highway here looking for road kill.  I smash up the basket, toss the grass around and maybe 6 plastic eggs near the road kill... it's the colors of the eggs that grabs the attention of drivers... and they slow down upon coming across the road kill...

I always wondered what goes thru their minds as they pass by....

Happy Easter.

:D

Mac

I need to make signs that say "Easter Bunny Crossing" and place them a few hundred feet before the roadkill?

Dead Bunny word.
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« Reply #2847 on: April 07, 2007, 12:47:27 PM »
That aint right :rofl


You should show us some pictures of your handywork. Us twisted minds want to know :)
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« Reply #2848 on: April 07, 2007, 12:54:43 PM »
I'll go out tomorrow and take pics... US-169 between Tulsa and Oolahgah and US 75 near Tulsa to Owasso...

Famous for road kill antics... we have alotta sick minds here.  Especially during elections...seen things that make you wonder what is in the heads of these people... then I became addicted.

Seen a mangled skunk leaning against a County Commissioners election sign wearing a John Deere hat, cig in mouth and a Bud longneck beside him/it... marvelous work...

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Mac

Roadkill is a word.
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« Reply #2849 on: April 07, 2007, 12:55:06 PM »
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This may sound a lil sick and demented but... I like Easter.

I buy lil wicker Easter baskets, the grass stuff and them plastic colored eggs...

Then I drive up and down the highway here looking for road kill.  I smash up the basket, toss the grass around and maybe 6 plastic eggs near the road kill... it's the colors of the eggs that grabs the attention of drivers... and they slow down upon coming across the road kill...

I always wondered what goes thru their minds as they pass by....

Happy Easter.

:D

Mac

I need to make signs that say "Easter Bunny Crossing" and place them a few hundred feet before the roadkill?

Dead Bunny word.


Have you really done this?
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