Woot!! I'm Frylock!!!!
"A floating red box of french fries sporting a goatee, dental braces, and a blue mystic jewel embedded in his back. He uses his fries to grip things and occasionally as a fry radar or 'Frydar.' Frylock is scientifically-minded and conducts experiments in his room, which contains his library, supercomputer (which Shake purchased, but avoided actually paying for), cloner, and various other lab equipment. He is the most intellectual of the ATHF characters, and also attempts to provide the others with some sense of morality. His jewel gives him various powers, such as the ability to fly, and shoot lasers, fireballs, and lightning from his eyes. He is often annoyed by Shake and acts as a parent to Meatwad."
I keep telling Meatwad he needs more sausage pizza in his diet.