My first jet flight is as follows:
I was in the back seat of a modified two seat F16, secretly performing a mission for the CIA, making a low level attack on the motherland and central colony of the evil enemy lead by "scorpian". My pilot, code named "Voss", a man of steel nerves and endless vision guided us to the target with the determination of a man destined to be regarded as one of the great patriots of our time, or of any time in recorded history.
As we approached the target, the god-like pilot held the aircraft rock steady through the incredible anti-aircraft defenses put up by the scorpian homeland defense forces, with their "stinger" style missles shooting off thier tail mounted launching platforms. To meet up with one of those stingers on our inbound path would have guaranteed a painful death, unless of course we only took a hand shot in which case we would suffer greatly and find our email capabilities reduced to almost zero.
With steady nerve the pilot flew on, and I could barely contain my fear and overwhelming sense of dread as I manned the new chemical weapon dispensor, code named "Raid". It was a one of a kind secret weapon designed in an insidious chemical laboratory and dispensed through an ominous black pressurized cylinderical container.
Approaching the enemy stronghold, and with our incredibly powerful and sophisticated radar, I was able to detect the leader, the queen, hidden under a large white linen cloaking device making her almost undetectable to the naked eye.
Using our incredible speed, my cagey leader/pilot performed a low level "nap of the earth" pass over the hidden foe and the accompanying sonic energy, wintip vorticies and jetblast forced the invisibility cloak aside allowing me to dispense our entire contents of chemical agent upon the enemy "scorpian".
Death came quickly to the vanquished foe, and as the enemy resistance subsided allowing the forces of good to prevail, we returned to our base, and once again blended into the civilian landscape, playing computer games and waiting for the next call to save humanity.
Oh and I almost forgot, 1968, American Airlines, 727 Chicago O'hare to Mexico City.
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