Iraq is now in the hands of the Iranian ayatollahs. The Iraqi Shiite Islamists are now under the protection of the USMC. At the same time, you have spent $100 billion of America's fortune, driven off her allies, and maimed 10,000 and killed 1500 of her best men and women.
All for me!
Now, I want you to put the mullahs in power in Syria. Got it? And be quick about it.
Thank you for being my biotch.
Osama Bin Laden