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Offline Octavius

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« on: February 24, 2005, 03:02:58 PM »
Now going on 42 minutes with Monarch Computer in Atlanta.  

Bastiges thought they could get rid of me.    Easy listening does not phase me!  Muhahaha.  

An operator came on three times now asking who I was holding for.  

Then came the ever-inspiring connecting tones ever 5 or so minutes after that.

We appreciate your call with Monarch Computer, where we want your experience to be the best in the industry!  We have designed our website with YOU in mind!  We have a billion awards for various **** we don't even know about!!  waaafrickinhooo!

WHATS THIS!! RINGING!!!  YES!!  

...

click clickity click  <if you'd like to place a call, please hang up and....>  

YEEEAAARRRGGGH!!!

Dial again.  On hold again :)  I've got nowhere to go and and oct shitstorm is brewing!  

hehe.
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2005, 03:08:28 PM »
Revenge: Call them up when you're done, and play some musac for them on the phone whenever they answer.

I HATE TS guys (except for SW *heart heart heart heart emoticon*)
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2005, 03:26:59 PM »
HAARRRRRR!!! I win.

blah blah blah

Tomorrow I shall have my preciousssss.
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2005, 05:14:24 PM »
Did the tech support thing once upon a time. Great first job... right place, right time, great hours, a t3 to play on, a machine that could run quake, & overpaid on top of that... but wow... have some pity on the poor bastards that have to answer those questions :) I did it for 3 years and I saw it "all"... from the broken cup-holding cd-rom's, to the wd40 coated harddrive (it made clicky-noises!), to the spontaneously combusting DirectPC modems, and even a user that fell off his room adjusting his satellite (i was only on loan DirecPC's desk for a week.. never went back)...Now, you try talking to somebody for 45 minutes because they don't know their right-click from left-click, hanging up, and answering a line and getting cussed out. Knowing that if you're rude back, it's probably your job (unless you were really friendly with management), so you get to sit there & take it. I even got a death threat once because SWB cut his line... and I didn't work for SWB... ever.

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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2005, 05:31:21 PM »
Yeah, after working as a phone monkey, I don't have the heart to be a jerk, unless the rep is openly hostile.  I had to call Logitech today, and in response to my statement that the middle button on my mouse doesn't work unless I press it down really hard, and that it physically feels broken, I got three minutes worth of stupid questions like "did you try a different USB port?", but it's not his fault they make him read off a list of stupid watermelon before he can actually fix my problem.  They're sending me a new mouse, btw.

The worst was at T-Mobile when I worked in customer care.  When I first started working there, you actually troubleshot customer problems.  Then, they came out with "troubleshooting flows", so you could mindlessly follow along, and shortly after, the flows were a requirement.  Thus, many stupid questions from me, and many frustrated customers ensued.  Even so, I couldn't really blame 'em, due to the many retarded employees exchanging perfectly good phones for customers who had other issues affecting their service.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2005, 05:34:20 PM by SOB »
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2005, 07:16:45 PM »
I don't know what to put here yet.

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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2005, 07:17:35 PM »
No, turned out to be a little over an hour :)
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2005, 07:19:28 PM »
dude, i had it out with that same company a few years ago.. they shipped me a bad video card and would not take responsibility for it

i was driving to the AH con and i threatened to show up at their doorstep in atlanta with card in hand and they finally caved in. i wish i still had the emails around.. whatd they do to you?
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2005, 07:42:47 PM »
Nothing yet besides delay shipment... dont skeer me moose!  Ordered an X800 Pro.
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2005, 08:10:40 PM »
i should go on resellerreports.com and slam them. they're awful.. one of those pricewatch companies that sucks IMO :)
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2005, 08:28:27 PM »
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Did the tech support thing once upon a time. Great first job... right place, right time, great hours, a t3 to play on, a machine that could run quake, & overpaid on top of that... but wow... have some pity on the poor bastards that have to answer those questions :) I did it for 3 years and I saw it "all"... from the broken cup-holding cd-rom's, to the wd40 coated harddrive (it made clicky-noises!), to the spontaneously combusting DirectPC modems, and even a user that fell off his room adjusting his satellite (i was only on loan DirecPC's desk for a week.. never went back)...Now, you try talking to somebody for 45 minutes because they don't know their right-click from left-click, hanging up, and answering a line and getting cussed out. Knowing that if you're rude back, it's probably your job (unless you were really friendly with management), so you get to sit there & take it. I even got a death threat once because SWB cut his line... and I didn't work for SWB... ever.


Try doing that for a company that supports Linux.  

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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2005, 10:48:46 AM »
I have not been a phone monkey for years, but I am still in support.

It is hard to find good people. Lots of people just do not have the right personality for the job.

Sounding confident on the phone is important. If you do not sound like you know what you are doing even if you do, then the customers will never buy into what you tell them and wont want to let you off the phone.

You would be amazed at how many adults in the country find it hard to follow very simple verbal directions like :

"Right click on the my computer Icon and go to properties."


Now I have worked for Bad companies, OK companies and good ones.

The bad one, made it a policy to make us lie to customers. They also put out buggy crappy software.

I worked for a big name scanner company, they were a riot, lol.  They made some great scanners and some real lemons. One of the scanners had 2 sided tape holding the glass in. The scanners were all made in Taiwan, and it was a Taiwanese company. They cheeped out on the tape. 60% of the units had the glass fall out before the box was opened.

They ended up hot swapping every one that got bought cause they didn’t want the retail stores to find out lol.

We also had a SCSI scanner that went out with a cheap SCSI cable, at the time they used 3 makers, 2 of the 3 makers had a 75% failure rate on the cables or they were made so badly they only worked in one direction lol.

The company sent a engineer to listen on calls for a week to see if a software problem was as bad as we said it was, at the end of the week he had a stack of 240plus cases.  he declared it not a problem, and it took them 6 months to fix it cause it was fixed in the next driver release!

I have had at least 4 death threats over the years. I have been called names more times then I can really keep track of.

I have had to help deaf mutes(through email) cancer victims, dying people. Stroke victims who could only use one hand, college students who should have backed up their thesis, sobbing women, swearing men, astronauts, Gene Cranz(played by ed Harris in Apollo 13) kids, people with accents so strong I spent most of the time just trying to figure out what they were saying. Heck I even had a women take apart a scanner cause she thought the scsi card that came with it, needed to be put in the scanner and not her PC. That was a fun one.

It is a hard job. Made worse for the consumer now that most companies are outsourcing to India.  

Now I can see the flip side as well and why customers hate us. lots of us suck ass. Were I work now, first level support was in house but handled out of another office, my boss was there boss, but he worked in my office.

We started getting reports of random hang-ups. In the Xmas season.

We changed how calls got logged in the tracking software and found out two of our own people were hanging up on up to 15 customers a day! You only were required to take 30!!!


Needles to say both were fired ASAP.

The worst aspect of a support job is most companies do not care about it much; it costs them money so they spend as little as they can on it. They never see that not staffing enough people and or putting out software before it is ready is a bad thing.  


Still No mater how much company tests software it will have bugs, you just can't make it perfect.

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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2005, 11:07:45 AM »
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It is a hard job. Made worse for the consumer now that most companies are outsourcing to India.  

Now I can see the flip side as well and why customers hate us. lots of us suck ass. Were I work now, first level support was in house but handled out of another office, my boss was there boss, but he worked in my office.


Man that's no joke. I was lucky & I did it early on, got the lines on my resume, and got out. Nowadays, most call centers are cookie-cutter, outsourced & staffed by people deathly afraid to deviate from the procedures... regardless how inefficient it is, or how fast they could really fix the problem. Turnover was always our issue. Anybody that was "good" usually had a job somewhere else within a few months during the dot-com heyday.

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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2005, 11:43:54 AM »
yeah we had the problem too, all the good ones moved up and out of support. lol.


Not as much a problem now, since the dotcoms died.


We did outsource. I am still secure cause I am 3rd level. We outsourced to canada, and we got a damn good group of guys. Better then our in house guys. They do say aboot alot though.

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