emo, metro, wtf are they?

[FUNKED1]

Originally posted by spitfiremkv
I feel so behind times.
Ok, I gather an emo is a sissy guy. Since when did that become fashionable?
A metrosexual is a guy that dresses like a girl, but he's straight? Is that right?

what the heck is the world coming to?

We aren't allowed to say the word "studmuffin" anymore, so they invented these pleasant euphemisms.

[FUNKED1]

Originally posted by Tarmac
The lice hate the powdered sugar.

It's delicious.

[emodin]

Great...I can just imagine the text buffer when I come back to AH after my trip and (hopefully) shoot someone down.

[mosca]

I thought "metrosexual" was a straight guy who dresses well, is neat, likes to buy stuff from Sharper Image, stuff like that, like Seinfeld.


Tom

[Zulu7]

Blimey we smoke studmuffins over here, what word does that make us?

[lazs2]

I blame city dwellers and.... the british.

lazs

[lasersailor184]

A guy who dresses well is often called a Preppie (as in Preperatory school).


Now, a lot of metro sexuals will ACT EXACTLY LIKE A GAY GUY!  But if a guy ever hit on them they'd be disgusted.

[Sp4de]

Emo is music about love and stupid crap like that. its some backstreet boys with punk rock music in the back
and the people that do it are
bisexual. they ask a girl out and the girls says no. so they go home and cry in a mirror. relieze how stupid they look with eye liner then smash the mirror. then they pick up the glass and cut there wrist cry more then write a song and cry about it and scream it on a microphone.
Horrible breeds these people are.


Ps: im not kidding THERE ALL BI SEXUAL OR THINK ABOUT IT AND THEY DO CUT THERE WRISTS THERE FREAKS!! FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!

[spitfiremkv]

Originally posted by mosca
I thought "metrosexual" was a straight guy who dresses well, is neat, likes to buy stuff from Sharper Image, stuff like that, like Seinfeld.


Tom

no, somebody who buys from Sharper image just likes to waste money on overpriced useless crap.

[lasersailor184]

Blatantly stolen from a friend on another forum.

[bustr]

lasorsailor,

You see these all over San Francisco. I sit with them on BART going to work. Is there a way to tell which is male and which is female? They all kinda look alike.

[lasersailor184]

Usually, (but don't hold me to this), but usually, the girls have breasts.