So... just to make sure I got this right:
The solution to idiocy is to be a bigger idiot.
One would think that a message to skuzzy might be the way to go on this with an explanation as to why you're sending it. You, however, have chosen a different path. The great irony of the situation is that you're posting right out of nuke's "guide for the complete idiot poster."
Maybe nash could chime in and highlight the shear genius of your post. That would make the whole thing complete.