Here's a good one I tried to explain to someone.
I once left an Il2 on auto Climb. I stepped away from the computer and went to sharpen my swiss army knife. Just as I finish getting it brutally sharp, I saw a plane in the window coming at my il2. In the process of getting up to save my plane, I gashed my pinky finger really bad.
So after I was shot down I yelled out, "Not fair! I'm bleeding to death IRL!"
The guy didn't believe me.