Nah, you're right, its getting silly.
I was upping a Yak9U from a field under attack. My wing was shot off immedicately after takeoff, i crashed inverted onto the runway and skidded to a halt. I was able to "Land safely" on that one. Tried again, same thing but augered in off the side and was given a ditch.
Someone must be pretty ticked they didnt get two honest kills