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Offline GreenEgg

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What is an american?
« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2005, 05:29:08 PM »
Most idiotic, loaded question ever....

An American is a person who will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

An American is also a person that will do whatever it takes to become overweight, lazy, and beat his wife.

Americans are just as often lazy and worthless as they are helpfull to society--wait, did I say that???

An American is the kind of guy who, given access to a time machine, would turn back the slave ships.... Not to prevent slavery, but to prevent the blacks from overrunning the wellfare system 250 years down the line.

That's an American.

Oh yeah, and an American will readily have sex with a Japanese potato, but that'll be our little secret.

Offline Zulu7

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« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2005, 05:30:55 PM »
Martlet can you actualy read?

I was quoting Furball!

read the rest of my post go on see if you can manage it

:lol

Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2005, 05:33:35 PM »
An American is someone who is most thankfull to be an American to begin with, but even more thankfull that ScrewLu is not. :D
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Offline OneWordAnswer

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What is an american?
« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2005, 05:33:47 PM »
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A "jerk that won't let anyone from any other country express any sort of patriotism without a swift smack down."



Other than that I sadly agree that is an accurate description of many Americans I have met in here.


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And we're off!

Cue the insults, evasions, and biggotry. Its Bbs Stalker numero uno :D :rofl

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Offline Martlet

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« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2005, 05:33:52 PM »
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Martlet can you actualy read?

I was quoting Furball!

read the rest of my post go on see if you can manage it

:lol


Sure.  I also read the part where you "sadly agree with his description".

I guess you forgot that part.

Offline Zulu7

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« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2005, 05:34:34 PM »
I have two stalkers!

:rofl :rofl :rofl

And now read the rest Martlet!

go on you can do it you know you can.

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« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2005, 05:35:32 PM »
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I have two stalkers!

:rofl :rofl :rofl


Or, two people that just proved you a fool.


Again.

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« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2005, 05:37:07 PM »
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I have two stalkers!

:rofl :rofl :rofl

 


Victim.

Offline Zulu7

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« Reply #38 on: February 28, 2005, 05:40:41 PM »
:rofl

Isn't it odd though how these two can't wait for me to post.

Don't you both have something better to do with yourselves. There are many other threads in here.

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« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2005, 05:42:42 PM »
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:rofl

Isn't it odd though how these two can't wait for me to post.

Don't you both have something better to do with yourselves. There are many other threads in here.


I enjoy watching anti-american eurotards make fools of them selves.  It's one of my favorite pass-times.

Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2005, 05:43:38 PM »
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Victim.


Do you think  because he was wearing a miniskirt and throwed the soap on the floor will carry in weight in court? :D
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Offline Zulu7

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« Reply #41 on: February 28, 2005, 05:43:53 PM »
lol you do so live up to my very low expectations.

Now contribute something to the thread. Can you do that?

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« Reply #42 on: February 28, 2005, 05:46:38 PM »
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lol you do so live up to my very low expectations.

Now contribute something to the thread. Can you do that?


I did.  I exposed you as a lying anti-american eurotard again.  It's almost too easy, though.

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« Reply #43 on: February 28, 2005, 06:23:48 PM »
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Someone who understands that their right to free speech isn't being infringed just because someone else doesn't agree with them.
And does this definition apply only to Americans???

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« Reply #44 on: February 28, 2005, 06:24:43 PM »
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And does this definition apply only to Americans???


FWIW, I don't believe there's anything in the Bill of Rights that limits it to citizens. YMMV.
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