Originally posted by Siaf__csf
An englishman would say BOLLOCKS!
click here first Do your balls hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do you ever get the feeling
When they hit against the ceiling
That you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low?
CHORUS:
Ting-a-ling, Golly-geen,
Find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman,
Find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar,
Take a flying **** at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
*Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,
*Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?
*Additional verses for lines marked '*':
When your bollocks hang right down,
Do they drag along the ground?
Do they make a lusty clamor,
When you hit them with a hammer?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall,
Like an Indian rubber ball?
Do your dingly-dangly gonads,
Roam about like desert nomads?
Do they ever start to hurt,
Cos they're dragging in the dirt?
Do they have a hollow sound,
When you drop 'em on the ground?
Do they have a mellow tingle,
When you hit 'em with a shingle?
Do they have a salty taste,
When you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Do they chime just like a gong,
When you pull upon your dong?
Do they dangle in the dust,
When you're overcome with lust?
Does the long drop of your bollocks,
Interfere with sexual frolics?
