It is a victimless crime.
Except this one time when I got high, I went to Wendy's and wanted 5 Jr Bacons. A Mexican worker at the door said they were closing, I said they couldn't be closing because their door was still open and people were inside. He said they turned off the grill. Man, I had the munchies so bad, I had no other choice. I ate that Mexican right there.
Mexicans are delicious.
-SW