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Offline JB88

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« on: March 04, 2005, 06:22:01 PM »
but haven't.
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2005, 06:25:54 PM »
Denise Richards.  I hear she's single again.
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2005, 06:59:20 PM »
Two chicks.  At the same time.
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2005, 07:03:26 PM »
Damn straight.   I always wanted to do that, man
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2005, 07:08:49 PM »
You always wanted to do which man?

I'd like to go into space...I hear the moon is nice this time of year.
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2005, 07:13:39 PM »
I'd like to send you to the moon too.  You'd probably eat the damn thing though.
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Offline MrCoffee

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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2005, 07:24:03 PM »
Id like to sail on the Titanic.

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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2005, 07:29:16 PM »
Two chicks, one Denise Richards, in lunar orbit...

A micro gravity Wild Things....
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2005, 07:34:42 PM »
shoot under par
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2005, 07:41:07 PM »
Okay... Two Chicks, Lunar orbit, with Golf clubs.... this isn't working out....

..the Perfect Day for Her:

08:15  Wakeup to hugs and kisses
08:30  Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
08:45  Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
09:15  Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00  Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30  Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00  Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45  Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
13:00  Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
15:00  Nap
16:00  3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
16:15  Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
17:30  Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
19:30  Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
22:00  Hot shower (alone)
22:30  Make love
23:00  Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:15  Fall asleep in his big strong arms



 The Perfect Day for Him, Circa 1997:

06:00  Alarm
06:15  Blowjob
06:30  Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
07:00  Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
07:30  Limo arrives
07:45  Stoli Bloody Mary en route to airport
08:15  DFW - Private Gulstream IV to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
09:30  Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
09:45  Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45  Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15  Blowjob
12:30  Back nine Augusta (4 under)
14:15  Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
14:30  Private Gulfstream IV, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
15:15  Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
16:30  Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
17:00  G-IV back to DFW, massage & hand job en route by a naked Denise Richards
18:45  S**t, shower, and shave
19:00  Watch CNN news flash:  Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore
       farm animal video released and authenticated.
19:30  Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak
21:00  Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
21:30  Sex with three women
23:00  Massage and Jacuzzi
23:45  Bed (alone)
23:55  Giggle self to sleep
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Offline Raubvogel

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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2005, 07:55:27 PM »
I'd do nothing.
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Offline Octavius

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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2005, 08:15:36 PM »
Post in this thread!

wait... i just did that... HA!  I win.
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Offline medicboy

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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2005, 08:57:28 PM »
See Metalica live at the Red Rock ampatheater in Colorado.  

shoot 2 bull elk, first one 410"+ with my 300wsm, 500 yard shot, drops on the spot.  second is same size but in the heat of the rut with a traditional recurve bow at 5 yards while he is in the middle of an earth shaking bugle.....  :D   Gives me goose bumps just thinking about it.


Can't post the 2 chicks thing, been there, done that, twice!!
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2005, 09:07:36 PM »
Be a trillionaire
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2005, 09:17:39 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Tarmac
Two chicks.  At the same time.


No, that's the answer to the question "what would you do if you had a million dollars."

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