I have a story that involves trench warfare.
When I was in the marine infantry we were training on trench clearing. We had the range to ourselves .. just our company.
So we go about aproaching the trench and clearing it and all that. Then some smart guy says It does not help us to learn if there is no one in the trench.
SO Capt puts me and another guy in the trench with a SAW smoke grenades and smoker/practice rounds for my 203 and a bullhorn.
Now the guys are approaching the trench, we open up on them with the SAW and grenades (blanks in the SAW of course). They do not have any real lines of fire on us to set up cover and no acces to the company 60mm mortars.
My buddy and I are having a ball throwing smoke greandes and firing off rounds and screaming abuse at them over the bullhorn. The entire time some Lt. is trying to get them to move forward. With the Capt. acting as referee telling guuys they are dead and handing out extra duty for the guys who get "killed".
This goes on for like half an hour. Finally the captain decides enough. So I guess he was yelling at us to let em in. and retreat to the next line so the could clear the trench. We were so loud we could not here him.
So Capt saunters over and pitches a grenade into our trench. We figure it is a smoker, no big deal. We had actaully taken the time to dig a grenade sump in the trench.
Capt pulled the pin and pitched it I reach down to get it and throw it back, my buddy tries to kick it into the sump. I stop trying to pick it up and start kicking at it, just as he reaches down for it. Then I reach for it also .... POOF greande goes off. One leeeeetle problem!.....
It was a CS grenade (teargas)
BAM we both get a bunch of that CS powder in our face and eyes. We reach for our masks but as we had the powder in our eyes they did no good.
Now for those of you that have gone into the gas house to practice gas drills I will tell you . This was so much worse I had crap just running out of my nose and eyes spit pouring out my mouth. corpsman poured water over us trying to help.... heh that just made it worse. ****e even my camies turned a different color. I was out of commision for like 3 hours. That sucked.
Any way some guy gets to our trench while we are laying there gagging and acts like he owned us or something. then just laughed at our misery.
not a great story but well .......
Ok I will go away now:)