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« on: March 10, 2005, 02:52:44 PM »
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I wonder how many chargers they kill for this one.

Jessica simpson as Daisy? Sad, she is like a deformed barbi. She almost looks like she has downs syndrome to me.

Had you guys heard this?

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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2005, 02:57:51 PM »
Stiffler and Johnny Knoxville as Bo and Luke? File this one under "crap"

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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2005, 02:59:02 PM »
I actually watched the E Holliwood story for the show on TV last night. In it they said the destroyed an average of 2 69 chargers per episode. And they shot well over 100 episodes of the show.

I was sickened to hear that.

Not that many of them were made in the first place.

They started the show in 1977 I believe and finished in the early 80's so I am sure they were buying them up cheap. They were just old enough to be wearing out but were too new to be worth restoring.

BTW another little know fact. Daisy always had nylons on when she was in shorts. That is how they got her clothes past the network censors.
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2005, 03:25:15 PM »
If they destroyed an average of 2 '69 Chargers per episode, how many Chargers total did they destroy?  Cause not all those cars were '69s.  We used to make a game out of counting how many times in an episode we could spot things that were out of place for a '69 Charger.

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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2005, 03:28:05 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2005, 03:44:46 PM »
Holly crap, found this when searching for numbers of destroyed chargers!

They sold the chargers cheap to Mopar guys who were apart of the charger registry!


The 17 cars left got sold to members of the charger registry! cheap!


Story is very interesting.

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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2005, 03:46:49 PM »
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 Looks like the number is between 260 and 300 destroyed. Every jump killed one since they were unibody cars.

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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2005, 03:47:55 PM »
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I wonder how many chargers they kill for this one.

Jessica simpson as Daisy? Sad, she is like a deformed barbi. She almost looks like she has downs syndrome to me.

Had you guys heard this?


Deformed?  Are you on crack?

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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2005, 03:52:12 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2005, 04:55:34 PM »
the cast:

 
Credited cast:  
Seann William Scott ....  Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville ....  Luke Duke
Jessica Simpson ....  Daisy Duke
Burt Reynolds ....  Boss Hogg  makes wrong burt cant play a cop!  Bring Jacky Gleason back to life damn it![/B]

Willie Nelson ....  Uncle Jesse  makes it a ok movie  lol

David Koechner ....  Cooter Davenport
rest of cast listed alphabetically
Jarod Altimore ....  Deputy #2
Mitch Braswell ....  Out of Towner #1
Tobi Gadison Brown ....  Younger Cop (also as ?)
Lynda Carter ....  Pauline
Clay Chamberlin ....  Cooter's assistant
Carol Dupuy ....  Dignitary
Louis Dupuy ....  Joe Don Baker's (double) and Dignitary
Brian Edwards  
M.C. Gainey ....  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
Lara Grice ....  Female Passenger
Nikki Griffin ....  Katie Johnson
Danny Hanemann ....  Older Cop
Kevin Heffernan  
Robin Knightwing  
Steve Lemme ....  Security Officer Dale
Jacqui Maxwell ....  Annette
Randy McDowell ....  Cooter Worker #1
Ritchie Montgomery ....  Trooper
Wayne Morgan ....  Prisoner #2
Jamin Olivencia  
Jack Polick ....  Deputy Cletus
James Roday ....  Billy salamanderett
Michael Roof ....  Dil Driscoll
Houston Rose  
Rip Taylor ....  Himself
Kim Wall ....  State Trooper
Michael Weston ....  Enos
Jim Cody Williams ....  Security Guard Chip


the rest of the cast sucks  the big suxxcors
- linky to pix no work.

theses the addy for it though
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0377818/MG-1272r.jpg
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2005, 05:52:43 PM »
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Holly crap, found this when searching for numbers of destroyed chargers!

They sold the chargers cheap to Mopar guys who were apart of the charger registry!


The 17 cars left got sold to members of the charger registry! cheap!


Story is very interesting.


I know the Mopar Special Events guys do a "Dukes of Hazzard" show every year, and try to get stars from the TV show to come sign autographs and such.  Catherine Bach usually shows up (and she still looks pretty darn good).

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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2005, 06:28:08 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2005, 11:47:09 PM »
I'd heard they wanted J-Lo for the part but they couldn't find a set of Daisy Dukes big enough in the trunk for her.
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2005, 11:48:46 PM »
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The link,



I wonder how many chargers they kill for this one.

Jessica simpson as Daisy? Sad, she is like a deformed barbi. She almost looks like she has downs syndrome to me.

Had you guys heard this?


Heard it... I expect that this movie will spend all of two weeks in the theatres before they give up on it and then it'll be at your nearest Blockbuster one month after that.
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2005, 01:05:23 AM »
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Originally posted by boxboy28
the cast:

 
Credited cast:  
Seann William Scott ....  Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville ....  Luke Duke
Jessica Simpson ....  Daisy Duke
Burt Reynolds ....  Boss Hogg  makes wrong burt cant play a cop!  Bring Jacky Gleason back to life damn it!


Willie Nelson ....  Uncle Jesse  makes it a ok movie  lol

David Koechner ....  Cooter Davenport
rest of cast listed alphabetically
Jarod Altimore ....  Deputy #2
Mitch Braswell ....  Out of Towner #1
Tobi Gadison Brown ....  Younger Cop (also as ?)
Lynda Carter ....  Pauline
Clay Chamberlin ....  Cooter's assistant
Carol Dupuy ....  Dignitary
Louis Dupuy ....  Joe Don Baker's (double) and Dignitary
Brian Edwards  
M.C. Gainey ....  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
Lara Grice ....  Female Passenger
Nikki Griffin ....  Katie Johnson
Danny Hanemann ....  Older Cop
Kevin Heffernan  
Robin Knightwing  
Steve Lemme ....  Security Officer Dale
Jacqui Maxwell ....  Annette
Randy McDowell ....  Cooter Worker #1
Ritchie Montgomery ....  Trooper
Wayne Morgan ....  Prisoner #2
Jamin Olivencia  
Jack Polick ....  Deputy Cletus
James Roday ....  Billy salamanderett
Michael Roof ....  Dil Driscoll
Houston Rose  
Rip Taylor ....  Himself
Kim Wall ....  State Trooper
Michael Weston ....  Enos
Jim Cody Williams ....  Security Guard Chip


the rest of the cast sucks  the big suxxcors
(Image removed from quote.) - linky to pix no work.

theses the addy for it though
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0377818/MG-1272r.jpg [/B]



Hmmm boss hog not a cop he is a corrupt polititian.....but your right burt just dont fit the part....

rest of the cast sux? you must be a youngen
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Lynda Carter ....  Pauline

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