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Offline rpm

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« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2005, 02:01:58 AM »
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Credited cast:  
Seann William Scott ....  Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville ....  Luke Duke
Jessica Simpson ....  Daisy Duke
Burt Reynolds ....  Boss Hogg
Willie Nelson.... Uncle Jesse
Lynda Carter ....  Pauline  
Rip Taylor ....  Himself
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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2005, 02:18:53 AM »
I have a hard time believing the "Lynda Carter" in this movie is the same one of Wonder Woman fame from so long ago.  Unless she's really hurting for cash.  She hasnt done a movie in years, why would such a classy lady put her name on a piece of trash like this?  Until I see something that identifies her as someone other than a woman who shares the same name, I dont think I believe it.

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« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2005, 02:28:27 AM »
You cant believe the person who did "Wonder Woman" would do "Dukes of Hazzard" ????

well hit me in the head with a brick, but I smell sarcasm..

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« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2005, 04:27:08 AM »
Movie? Gawd, the TV series was bad enough - the paradigm of "no brainer". I can see why GTo likes it.
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« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2005, 06:01:02 AM »
america is obviously at its creative apex.

i mean, how much further could we possibly go?

could anything ever even hope to top it!?
this thread is doomed.
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« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2005, 06:11:23 AM »
Starsky and Hutch made cash. The Dukes are a legend; of course a no-brain white trash film set in the south with Jessica Simpson in Daisy Dukes will sell itself.

... unless of course, they screw the pooch so bad noone wants to see it.

Looking at the writing/directing credits (alphabetical order):
Jay Chandrasekhar       
Jonathan Davis       written by
Kevin Heffernan       
Steve Lemme       
John O'Brien       
Paul Soter       
Erik Stolhanske   

Basically, except for the "written by" Jonathan Davis (for whom this will be the first film to come out), and John O'Brien (Cradle 2 the Grave and Starsky & Hutch)  all the other writing credits belong to a group of Colgate Fratboys who put out a couple of B films under the name "Broken Lizard" (one a Police Academy ripoff, the other a Scary Movie clone), which featured humour heavily based in the gross-out and obscenity genre.

So my review:

"Yee-haw, saddle up the general lee and jump every bridge in the holler to see this trashed-up, grossed-out revival of the old classic! Scott and Knoxville give the performance of their lives as good ol' boys Bo and Luke, while Willie and Burt keep the film's moral compass pointed due South! The plot's as subtle as the moonshine Bo degreases the engine with, but who cares! Watchout Daisy! This boar's coming home to nest -- with Oscar!"



Y'all do realize that after this, they'll remake the A-Team.