Author Topic: Need help proving a theory. (Read 712 times)

Estes · « **on:** March 10, 2005, 09:27:51 PM »

Alright, i've noticed that every woman I've met whose name happens to be Roxxane is extremely hot.

There is a Roxxane at work, who fits that description and then some.

Also, I've met some other Roxxanes who are also really hot.

Anybody has run into this?

Seems to me, to have that name you have to be hot.

Sandman · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:29:20 PM »

I've never met a woman named Roxanne... ever.

I guess that means that all the women I know are ugly.

Estes · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:30:54 PM »

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Originally posted by Sandman
I've never met a woman named Roxanne... ever.

I guess that means that all the women I know are ugly.

Too bad for you. You need to meet one. I'll bet she's hot.

Sandman · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:46:40 PM »

A quick google image search for "roxanne"

Estes · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:49:06 PM »

Not fair Sandy.

I'll bet there are alot more hot ones on there. You probably skipped pages and found all the ugly ones.

Sandman · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:51:19 PM »

You said "every" not "most".

Storm7 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:51:57 PM »

I've always had a similar theory about women that drive Jeeps; not those Samari things, I'm talking about real, rag-top, roll bar Jeeps. Could you prove/disprove that?

Dune · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2005, 10:07:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Storm7
I've always had a similar theory about women that drive Jeeps; not those Samari things, I'm talking about real, rag-top, roll bar Jeeps. Could you prove/disprove that?

I would vote in on that one too.

Sandman · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2005, 10:12:39 PM »

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Originally posted by Storm7
I've always had a similar theory about women that drive Jeeps; not those Samari things, I'm talking about real, rag-top, roll bar Jeeps. Could you prove/disprove that?

I think you're on to something.

or this one

Sandman · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2005, 10:18:49 PM »

Then again, maybe not.

Please note the bumper sticker, "Dirt Diva".

So, no... it's not her boyfriends Jeep.

Storm7 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2005, 10:23:27 PM »

D*mn. Another perfectly good theory, blown to bits.

Dune · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2005, 10:28:57 PM »

Maybe she's just the gas station attendant and it's not hers.

Sandman · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2005, 10:29:57 PM »

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Originally posted by Dune
Maybe she's just the gas station attendant and it's not hers.

Dirt Diva.

Storm7 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2005, 10:30:07 PM »

You mean, she may NOT be the "DIRT DIVA"???

Estes · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2005, 10:31:52 PM »

I still think I'm on to something with the Roxanne bit.

Every theory has its loopholes.

As far as the jeep thing goes, never seen any chicks driving a jeep. Will keep my eyes open though.