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Offline Boroda

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« on: March 11, 2005, 11:48:25 AM »
Warning: following text is supposed to be a joke!

- From : David Rance, 2:252/110.1 (25 Feb 05 09:19)

Just come across this definition:

    1 million microphones = 1 phone
    1 million phones = 1 megaphone

Offline JB73

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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2005, 12:04:37 PM »
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your right that was a funnay joke!
I don't know what to put here yet.

Offline Siaf__csf

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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2005, 12:26:19 PM »
Hmm.. :)

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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2005, 12:33:56 PM »
Actually that is pretty good :D

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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2005, 01:30:06 PM »
I'ts funny in a very geeky way.
I'ts not very funny in a geeky way.

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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2005, 03:16:06 AM »
email me your lunch money

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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2005, 10:13:17 AM »
Tennessee
Girls
Must
Know

marines
use
no
protection


This is how I still remember the scale.  Learned this in avionics repair.  With the above you remember the below:

Tera
Giga
Mega
Kilo

mili
u (weird looking u that stands for mirco)
nano
pico