hey potheads...

[NUKE]

let's here from all the potheads  

I'm guessing there will be little response.

[Holden McGroin]

 

[AKS\/\/ulfe]

hear.
-SW

[rpm]

Huh?

[Nash]

Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
hear.
-SW

Good one.

oops nevermind. Long day.... I thought you were making a joke. I can be so easily amused.

[DREDIOCK]

Used ta be.
but

You Know You're a Pothead When...

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Your bong is taller than your dog.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

[rpm]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

That's just not fair, dude.

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by NUKE

I'm guessing there will be little response.

Well only from the ones not currently stoned.

The rest will be too paranoid to fess up.

Kinda like pulling the blinds in your house out of fear that a cop driving by 50 yards away might see you and be able to tell the difference between a joint and a cigarette. IF he even see's you. and IF he even cares. LMAO

[SLO]

someone called:)

[Chairboy]

Originally posted by NUKE
]hey potheads...

Dave's not here, man.

[Vudak]

I gave it up for Lent.  Give me a few more weeks and I'll respond with a "dude...."

If you'd like to meet some real life potheads in the meantime, feel free to check out some of the teachers at your local high schools  (and many at your colleges), people that work in fairly important town posts, a few doctors, lawyers, other various crooks, and pretty much a few people from any given profession that doesn't require drug testing.  And even then probably a few from jobs that do.

You probably couldn't find many in the army, however.  From what I've been told they usually just stick to ecstacy and coke (out of your system quicker).

But I'm sure in my time I've always run into just the very, very rare exceptions

- Drediock - LMAO

[Wolf14]

hehe to funny.

[Swoop]

"Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. "

?

Don't get that one.

[TheDudeDVant]

Originally posted by Swoop
"Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. "

?

Don't get that one.

That means when its 1:20 your time, its 4:20 somewhere..   So, go ahead!  8)

[AWMac]

Originally posted by Swoop
"Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. "

?

Don't get that one.

Yeah, me too.