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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2005, 08:48:49 AM »
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LMAO I have a buddy that was married to a chick that not only could drink like a real man but fight like and beat the crap out of one too. Even the ones that fought back.

He and her used to get into these brawls. And by brawls I mean man style fist fight and it was always a toss up as to who was gonna come out on top.

One of the more amusing relationships I've ever seen.
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« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2005, 09:24:01 AM »
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not all eurocountries have good beer.
Around here, we're lucky to get a bottle of Mythos. If I go to a pub I can get something decent, like a glass of Hoegaarden, but it costs me $8 US.


Mythos is not too bad...but you hava to drink it sitting overlooking the Med....it's all about location....

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« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2005, 01:32:25 PM »
F. Sot Fitzgerald gives it 4 stars. :D
http://www.alcoholreviews.com/BEERS/mythos.html

  The comparison to Heineken is enough for me.
  IMHO Heineken is horse wiz extract.
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« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2005, 01:37:51 PM »
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IMHO Heineken is horse wiz extract.
I think the Heineken export beer is piss. I remember calculating that one could drink 6 pints of it, and still pass the breathalyser test.

The Heineken served in Holland is quite different - 5% alcohol.

But I prefer Oranjeboom!

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« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2005, 02:58:29 PM »
Yeah, but again, you have to look to get that stuff, and it is only slightly better than Heineken. Fostly it's Keo and "Cyprus Rules" Carlsberg (not even as good as US-brewed carlsberg)

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« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2005, 03:00:58 PM »
It's currently the Starkbierfest in Münich.  Damn, this is seriously strong beer!  I was at the Paulaner hall last week....

About Starkbierfest:

Starkbier is a "strong beer" which is consumed in Germany during Lent. You may think "stark" is refering to the alcohol content. Actually it's not. Instead it describes the concentration of disolved solids: the starch, sugars, proteins and minerals. The technical name for these solids is the "Wort".

This being Germany, the supreme land of rules and regulations, you'll probably not be surprised to learn there are laws governing which beers may qualify as Starkbier. There are two types of Starkbier: Bockbier and Dopplebock. Bockbier must be at least 16% wort whilst Doppelbock must be at least 18%. The famous "Salvator" Starkbier brewed by Paulaner weighs in at 18.3% wort. It's a Doppelbock. This means that for every liter of Starkbier, if you boil away the water and alcohol you have 183 grammes of solids remaining. Or, in layman's terms, one Mass contains roughly the same amount of "Stuff" as 16 loaves of bread. Hence: liquid food. For the monks, fluid doesn't break fasting rules.

Although the "Stark" in Starkbier is nothing to do with the alcohol content, the alcohol levels are indeed higher. A Bockbier is 7% whilst the Salvator Dopplebock is 7.5%. This is in comparison to the 5% for a normal beer.

Don't mention this to a Bavarian or they won't speak to you again, but Starkbier is not actually a Bavarian creation. The first Doppelbock was brewed in 1352 up in Hannover, North Germany (Einbeck Bock Beer). The monks at Munich's Paulaner monastery only caught on in 1773 when the famous Brother Barnabas invented with his Salvator receipe. This same brew has remained largely unchanged for the last two and a bit centuries. Originally the monks were forbidden to serve Salvator to anyone outside the monastery. This particular rule was quickly repealed in 1780 because the monks never obeyed it anyway.

Whilst the Palauner Salvator is the most famous of the Munich Starkbiers, the other breweries also have their own versions. Löwenbräu have a brew they call "Triumphator". The Augustiner have "Maximator". And the Airport brewery, can you guess? Yep... Aviator. Not kidding.

Nockherberg

The Starkbierfest is celebrated at many beer halls throughout Munich. The epicenter, however, is the Paulaner Keller at Nockherberg in Giesing. Here the festival lasts 16 days: from Friday 4th March til Sunday 20th March 2005. Their Festsaal has capacity for 3,500 pissed up punters and is decorated in the style of an Oktoberfest tent. A Mass of Starkbier costs €7.10. A Mass of any other drink costs exactly the same - even Spezi or table water! Entry is €1. After 5pm (3pm at weekends) entry is €7.80 Euro for which you also get a beer voucher.
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« Reply #51 on: March 16, 2005, 03:06:19 PM »
interesting read replicant.  thank you for posting it.  I'm enjoying a Beck's and missing the Grimbergen.  This is one area where I sadly concede superiority to our German and French cousins, especially the ones around Brussels, Ghent and Antwerp.

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« Reply #52 on: March 16, 2005, 03:11:51 PM »
The Starkbier is actually quite sweet so it's very easy to drink.  It then catches you out because you then realise that you're drunk after 2 or 3!  BTW it's served in a Maß which is 1 litre (nearly 2 pints).  I think the German's drink more beer than anyone else, which is a good trait IMO! :)
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« Reply #53 on: March 16, 2005, 03:28:28 PM »
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The Heineken served in Holland is quite different - 5% alcohol.

 



It`s 4.87 by vol here and it`s still horse wiz.
Heineken is Heineken no matter where it is. It`s not the alc content, it`s the indgredients and technique used for brewing.
  Heineken is releasing, or has allready released Heineken Light here also. It will be horse wiz, light style.
  There is another Yup beer craze here. It is Corona with a slice of lime. It is considered just too cool. Not but one thing wrong with it. I would classify it as donkey wiz. Crap shouldn`t be allowed for human consumption.
  If I`m gonna drink Mex Cerveza, give me Carta Blanca. Ice cold this stuff totaly rocks.
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« Reply #54 on: March 16, 2005, 03:33:46 PM »
Hehe Nexx, sounds interesting... how far is that from Lululand?

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...This is one area where I sadly concede superiority to our German and French cousins, especially the ones around Brussels, Ghent and Antwerp.


Thank you Storch, I framed this, hehehe :)
If you ever make it down south (about 3 hours drive from Ghent) You'll find a lot of the beers you'd like are abbey beers in the south (Chimay, Orval, Rochefort, Gaumaise, Cyney). They organise bus trips (So you don't have to drive) around those abbeys during summer (You can bring back some smelly cheese for the missus too). Let me know, and I'll gladly have a few glasses with you & talk sh*t :D
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« Reply #55 on: March 16, 2005, 03:46:56 PM »
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  There is another Yup beer craze here. It is Corona with a slice of lime. It is considered just too cool. Not but one thing wrong with it. I would classify it as donkey wiz. Crap shouldn`t be allowed for human consumption.  


You live anywhere near 1990?

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« Reply #56 on: March 16, 2005, 04:58:28 PM »
Try Czech Velvet....an amber with a head like guiness?? 5.9% alcohol...drink up!

 smooth, moderately sweet finish....good stuff!

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« Reply #57 on: March 16, 2005, 08:32:57 PM »
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You live anywhere near 1990?

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Sikboy don`t you need to be practicing your lines for your next Enyte commercial? :D
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« Reply #58 on: March 16, 2005, 09:41:47 PM »
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Sikboy don`t you need to be practicing your lines for your next Enyte commercial? :D


I have no idea what you're talking about. Was Enyte also cool in 1990?

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« Reply #59 on: March 16, 2005, 10:58:05 PM »
Heehee. You know what I`m talking about. C`mon , fess up you`re "Bob" from the Enzyte commercial.

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