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Offline Octavius

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« on: March 17, 2005, 02:58:11 PM »
How would we identify your carcass?

oct:[list=1]-two scars from small lacerations on my right hand (2")
-Right knee reconstruction (3")
-Appendectomy (2-3")
-Not visible, but my right arm is going to fall off at the shoulder.  Think I tore something nasty a few days ago.
-No broken bones
-Golden replacement 'member'... horrible smelting accident. (13" ... around.) :cool:[/list]
How about the rest of you tards? :)
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Offline Furball

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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2005, 03:06:45 PM »
gigantic pe....

no.. i wont be that crude.
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Offline Golfer

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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2005, 03:18:11 PM »
1-1/2" scar just above my hairline on my forehead.  Was chasing after my younger brother when I was around 6 trying to kill him for whatever reason...tripped and went superman into a brick fireplace.

1/2" scar just below lower lip where I bit through my lip after an abrupt halt due to a rock collision while sledding.

4" scar on my right back where an airplane wingtip suckerpunched me from behind.

1/2" scar on right palm from a dog bite.

"Welcome aboard" tattooed on my noodle.  Oh, that's a movie.
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2005, 03:20:50 PM »
scar on right wrist (about 1" long half inch wide)-skateboard accident
3 round scars on right kneecap-unsure
small L shape scar just above upper lip-fell on a plastic chair when 3
good sized scar on right side of body-theres the truth, and the TROOTH, the TROOTH is a nasty incident involving  3 maidens, a dragon, and 300 of the evil lords men...
scar at top of belly button-surgury
scar behind left ear- amateur barber
various unimpressive scars on both arms-wrestling with fake christmas trees, moving furnature poorly and the like.
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2005, 03:29:43 PM »
Too many to list...reconstructive surgery took care of most of them though.































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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2005, 03:32:14 PM »
I keep my body in pristine condition by bathing in scented oils and lavender, and use oatmeal soap that smells like rose petals with a hint of jasmine.

My body is perfection and absolutely breathtaking.
-SW
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Offline mora

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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2005, 03:32:33 PM »
Scar on top of my head, swimming pool accident in Turkey 2"

Appendectomy 3 1/2"

Scars on both side of pelvis from a surgery 2 1/2"

Scars on both ankles from a surgery 2"

A bit mangled left forearm from a tree climbing accident.

Scar on my left hand from a bicycling accident. 1"

A small scar in left eye brow from a bicycling accident.
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Offline thrila

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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2005, 03:39:15 PM »
-Weird scar/s on ear where sewn back on from a dog bite.
-Broken collar bone from playing bulldog
- nice star shaped scar on my forhead just above the hairline
-Tonsils removed as a child
-Wool die in the crotch area
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2005, 04:15:27 PM »
Had my appendix removed. Doc f*cked up and there were complication, so El Gigante scar there might be mistaken for a sword wound.

Right shoulder. Was bumped into the side of an AN-28 on exit in Russia. Didn't have any anti-nasty stuff with me, so it got infected.

Broken ribs - stupid low downwind front riser turn HP landing.

Busted knees, mogul(sp?) skiing.

Lower lip, all across. Baseball bat to the face.

RIght ear. Nearly tore it off running from girls who wanted to kiss me age 7. Man, that was stupid in so many ways.

That's it for now.
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Offline kevykev56

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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2005, 04:24:20 PM »
I have burnt myself several times about the face, chest, neck and head.

Scars are from a silly little stunt I do. I cover myslef in lamp oil and light myslef on fire. People love it!
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Offline MrBill

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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2005, 04:29:53 PM »
scars
3" on back of head. Bicycle accident 7 years old.
3 1/2 appendectomy scar 12 years old.

Tip of left index finger either shrapnel or bullet, 18 years old.
1" on left forearm (skin graft for fingertip)
3" lower right back shrapnel or bullet, 18+ years old.
2"x2" over the breastbone from bullet and associated surgery, 18++ years old.
Right ankle, leg, hip, side, and arm from shrapnel, not quite 20 years old.

Over right eye, bridge of nose, second knuckle of left hand, right side of upper lip.  A brief and bloody attempt to become a pro middleweight.

Sometime after giving up on pro boxing a brain cell kicked in and there have been no more scars. :D :D :D
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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2005, 04:41:35 PM »
Good thing, too. Did you realise they were shooting at you?
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Offline Lazerus

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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2005, 04:56:55 PM »
OK, here goes nothin

6" scar right shin...300lb roll of aluminum fell on my foot, bounced off my shin otw down

1" round scar next to that one....ran into something so long ago I can't remember

3" scar just over left knee....puncture from landing on the bottom half of a broken bottle

1 1/2" scar left mid-thigh.....splinter off of a pallet, about 3" long.

Various scars on my hands. Four that stick out...1 1/2" scar on left wrist....oyster shell

1/4" round plug out of the pad of my right index finger....another broken bottle

Base knuckle, left middle finger. Skin was laid back, kinda hard to describe....carrying trusses with a stoned co-worker(he popped me with a nail gun too, no scar from that one though:D)

V shaped scar, about 3/4" to each side, on the side of the pad of my right thumb......stupidity while installing a tin roof

1" scar in left eyebrow....tranny crossmember from an old el camino, tranny on top of it

1 1/2" scar in same eyebrow...tripped while carrying a doghouse with a tin roof, edge of roof caught me

1 1/2" scar in right eyebrow.....really can't remember where that one came from

2" scar just over my left temple....3 wood, neighbor kid hit me when I was 6, he had one hell of a followthrough in his golf swing

1 1/2" scar perpindicular to that one.....drunk, made it about two thirds of the way up the stairs. Tile landing hurt.

Upper left lip....some right handed MF'r

Upper right lip....some left handed MF'r

There might still be a small scar under my chin, busted it open a week after I got the stitches out of my head from the 3 wood.

I think that's it.
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« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2005, 05:32:04 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Furball
gigantic pe....

no.. i wont be that crude.


Gigantic pencil pusher...
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2005, 06:13:15 PM »
Ya know....

There's a whole kinked-out sexual subgenre that has to do with folks gettin' their rocks off to people with amputations, or casts, or who are in some way disfigured.

Oct belongs to this club. Look back up through this thread... You're providing him with enough wank material to span several decades.

Do not feed this preevert.
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