Author Topic: Battle wounds (Read 1499 times)

Swoop · « **Reply #30 on:** March 18, 2005, 07:47:25 AM »

Scar over right eye, partly hidden by eyebrow. - Fell over when I wuz 3.
One molar missing, midway down right side. - Cracked it in a scrap, bit fell out about 5 years later.
Three wisdom teeth present, top left missing. - 3 came through fine, one didn't come through fine.
Half inch scar over index finger, right hand - missed and punched the wall, external fracture. Index finger broke through the skin where the finger meets the hand and was an inch shorter.
Lots of little scars over hands and forearms. - All kindsa ****, usually dont notice until I realise I'm leaving a blood trail.
Three inch long scar, left forearm. - bike crash
Pin holding right elbow together. - bike crash.
Small scar on right pectoral. - some little ****** throwing darts one time.

Curval · « **Reply #31 on:** March 18, 2005, 07:54:30 AM »

Lots of scars...but today my battle wound is my darned back. All I did was cough this morning...then fell to the floor. I'm hobbling around like an old man now.

MrCoffee · « **Reply #32 on:** March 18, 2005, 10:49:01 AM »

well I'd like to say I had some plates welded to my skull but that would'nt be true now. Just scratches and bruises.

cpxxx · « **Reply #33 on:** March 18, 2005, 11:04:04 AM »

When I read MrBill's post I realised I have lived a charmed life. Despite flying aircraft, riding motorcycles, serving in the military and living in a country racked by thirty years of terrorism. I have so far managed to never see a single dead body in the street, heard or seen a bomb go off, hear shots fired in anger, seen a car crash, get mugged, see anyone die in front of me or had a near death experience. All the wars I lived through only happened on TV.

I really should be more careless.

But I have three scars, three pathetic scars, appendix, a small scar on the chin where I took a punch and a nice zig zag scar on my thumb from an operation to try an unlock it when broken bones fused after a motorcycle accident.

My life was dull beyond belief despite my best efforts.

mussie · « **Reply #34 on:** March 18, 2005, 11:41:12 AM »

10 x 0.5 inch scar on right arm from MC accident (a moron did a u-turn on the crest of a hill)

Buggered neck caused by landing on my head at 80kph from above accident.

1 inch scar over right eye, Bro threw a coke bottle at me when I was about 12

1 inch scar on back

bugger knees and shoulder from another MC accident (bird pulled out of a blind corner)

2 inch scar on bottom of right foot, got this from jumping on a glass

many small scars all over the place from child hood stupidity and chicken pox

BUT the defining feature (and bond lovers should know what this is) a superfluous left nipple

.... Actually I think the defining feature would be the 140Kgs, (main reason why I fly BUFF's)

lazs2 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 18, 2005, 12:04:49 PM »

I think it is nice that none of you are old enough or unlucky enough to have been injured.

lazs

mussie · « **Reply #36 on:** March 18, 2005, 12:35:10 PM »

Ya know considering everthing I do consider myself to be dammed lucky, I can still see, hear, talk, type, walk, run (slowly

) Ride (most important) and blow your bases from here to kingdom come:D

So when you consider all the crap that has been thrown at/in this body I am doing pretty dam well

NUTTZ · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2005, 12:41:49 PM »

6" Scar over forehead ( frontal labotomy)

actually...
4" scar back of head ( bar brawl)
5" scar left side (shotgun wound) Nuther bar brawl
3 shatterted knuckles ( yet another bar brawl) just kidding, football injury

6 broken ribs ( car accident)
2 broken fingers other hand ( same car accident) Totaled a FIAT X-1/9

2 cracked lower legs ( Hockey Fight,, donut had one of them aluminium shafts, And i was too poor to afford shin gaurds) street hockey league

2" scar front upper forehead ( you got it!!!! bar brawl, knife cut)

6" cut right lower abdomine, Herinia operation ( born with it, operation at 6 years old)

8" scar LEFT lower abdomine, Testicular cancer operation 1994

Right forearm 4" scar exploding pepsi bottle ( Don't ask)

Broken Nose, cracked from forehead to tip of nose( BINGO!!!!!! Street fight!!!) I actually won that one,LOL.

Broken right pinky toe ( Running away from a bar fight)

6" scar over right knee, ( commercial tape cutting machine) Found out it cuts more than tape

P.S. Scar = needing stiches

8" scar lower/lower left abdomine, second cancer operation Late 1994

2" scar left eyelid ( sleding accident)

Just slap some duct tape on me and I'm good as new.

NUTTZ

NUTTZ

AWMac · « **Reply #38 on:** March 18, 2005, 01:17:50 PM »

Several thin 5 " scars across forehead done by Doctor to prevent the skin from ripping as head was swelling. Jump malfunction.

1/4 " scar bridge of nose. Jump malfuntion.

1/2" scar right side of eye socket, wire still inside to keep eyeball in. Jump malfunction.

1 1/4" inch Treachea scar on neck. Jump malfucntion.

right elbow/fore arm various scars, punture scars and road rash.( Airbourne Recon, Jump malfunction, Motorcycle crash)

Right wrist steam burn left 4" x 3" scar. Unauthorized Husband in Kitchen.

Center right hand 2" scar from knife attack.

Right index finger 1/4" scar from broken bottle.

Left arm/fore arm various scars, punture scars and road rash. .( Airbourne Recon, Jump malfuntion, Motorcycle crash)

Left and Right legs, various scars, punture scars and road rash.( Airbourne Recon, Jump malfuntion, Motorcycle crash)

Various scars and zipper scars on my lil buddy. Not focusing at things at hand.

Just a few that come to mind.

Hawklore · « **Reply #39 on:** March 18, 2005, 02:34:51 PM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I keep my body in pristine condition by bathing in scented oils and lavender, and use oatmeal soap that smells like rose petals with a hint of jasmine.

My body is perfection and absolutely breathtaking.
-SW

Can I have a bite?

Steve · « **Reply #40 on:** March 18, 2005, 06:20:10 PM »

pusssies.

Pei · « **Reply #41 on:** March 18, 2005, 07:32:07 PM »

Does anybody else keep thinking of the "None shall pass" scene from the Holy Grail when reading this thread?

Bodhi · « **Reply #42 on:** March 18, 2005, 08:46:20 PM »

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Originally posted by Hawklore
Can I have a bite?

I knew you home schooled pansies were the damn ghey

afool · « **Reply #43 on:** March 19, 2005, 01:58:15 PM »

4 stiches; zap gun wound to right butt cheek
10 stiches; lower lip, playing second base, softball, 250 pounder tried to bull his way in.
5 stiches; hockey stick to right side of face. high sticking was called.
7 staples; gunshot graze to right tricep. canoe trip in the catskills, portaging around a freshly down tree. farmer claimed he was shooting at muskrats.
3 stiches, left knee, scope surgery for torn acl.
3 stiches; reattached skin on knuckle, middle finger; construction accident.
5 staples; razor cut to left hip.
5 dermal abrasion treatments, chemical burns, industrial accident.
6 staples, right wrist, cancerous cyst removed.

afool

Shuckins · « **Reply #44 on:** March 19, 2005, 04:53:20 PM »

Two lines of stitches under the chin. 5'9" frame with balding pate, weak chin and pot belly. Frog-butt, with no hips, that attaches directly to my spine.

In addition, my accoutrements would be a "dead" giveaway;

Ten-gallon hat
Ivory-handled 45's with hand-tooled, silver-studded holsters
Dingo boots
Red, white, and blue super-suit with matching red-cape.