I'm bored today so I thought I'd share this and see if anyone has a similar experience.
I was on my way to Atlanta last week, and the flight was mostly uneventful. Then we are on approach for landing, I hear the gear come down, and I look out of the window and can kinda see where the runway starts and the little voice in my head that is WAY to used to watching me play AH says: "I think we are too high to land gently". Being that my only aeronautical experience comes from this game and the endless hours I've wasted playing that I will surely never get back, I brush it off with a: "Shut up stupid, you don't know anything, you can't even land a seafire on a carrier. This guy gets paid money to land this behemoth".
So as more runway passes by, I can see the black skid marks, and I'm still thinking we are high because we are nowhere near touching down yet, but I still shrug it off. Next thing I know, the pilot must've realized it to and pushed the stick down because we hit so hard I swear my twig and berries are still lodged somewhere in my nasal canal. How we didn't flatten a tire is beyond me.
And to cap it off, the landing on the return trip was just about as bad... We were also stuck on the plane for a minute because the little bridge thingy that connects to the terminal wasn't ready, so I was watching the baggage people unload the plane. That is a fun time... if you've never seen it, I'd recommend it. The highlight was when the lady grabbed this bright orange cooler marked "BIOHAZARD" and tossed it like a sack of potatoes from the conveyor belt onto the blacktop where it slid about 5 feet before coming to an abrupt yet violent stop on the tire of the little tractor thing that hauls the luggage around. Fantastic
