Author Topic: Britney Spears - dear lord (Read 1643 times)

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #30 on:** March 27, 2005, 05:46:33 AM »

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Britney Spears Arrested in Insurance Fraud Scams
by Morgan Truce

NEW YORK (Reuters) Pop singer Britney Spears is waiting to be bailed out of jail after being arrested Tuesday on charges of insurance fraud. Several international insurance companies are cooperating in the investigation against the 23 year-old singer. It appears that not only did Britney Spears lie about pre-existing injuries to her knee when she applied for insurance coverage, she also neglected to reveal that she had undergone a complete skin transplant to treat a raging acne condition, broke two wrists and a foot in a bar-room brawl, and had three botched breast implant procedures. Worst of all, she failed to divulge that she was incapable of singing or dancing without the aid of cables and wires strung from above the stage.

According to the court papers, insurers are alleged to have refused to pay her claim because it was stated on insurance applications that Ms Spears had no pre-existing injuries. The documents state that Ms Spears had in fact undergone "minor orthopedic surgery" on her left knee four years and 11 months before filling in the form.

Ms Spears' lawyers refer to the "failure to recall the injury" as an "innocent omission" that was "not material" to the insurers' decision to provide coverage.

Britney Spears was forced to cancel a whole season of touring after breaking both knees on a trip to the restroom. A team of investigators has as yet been unable to uncover the details of the mishap. “We are going to get to the bottom of this,” said New York Detective Andy Sipowicz. “We got her in the pokey until her lawyers get here to make bail. She’s one tough broad that Britney Spears. I gave her the yellow legal pad, but she’s refusing to write a single word. I sent Bobby in there to work a number on her with the ‘good cop’ routine.

Out on the street, hundreds of Britney Spears fans had to be controlled by a squad of riot police.

In London, a well-placed man in the insurance industry known simply as “Lloyd” said, “Britney Spears will never get any money from us.”

Dago · « **Reply #31 on:** March 27, 2005, 08:30:51 AM »

BS has certainly gone downhill in the last couple years. She had everything going for her, (except talent of course), and her poor decisions have cost her a career.

Its a shame really. At least she should have enough money to live off the interest for the rest of her life, if she has the brains to do just that. (doubtful)

dago

Masherbrum · « **Reply #32 on:** March 27, 2005, 11:26:58 PM »

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Originally posted by JB73
ther's the hick in her comming out LOL

73!

I'd hit that chit.

Karaya

-tronski- · « **Reply #33 on:** March 27, 2005, 11:47:18 PM »

...and yet she still wouldn't touch anyone here with a ten foot pole!

Tronsky

Meatwad · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2005, 06:28:10 AM »

I was listening to the news one evening and I heard that she is 3 months pregnant. Dont know if it is actually true or not. The reporter was Mike Evans the uber hollywood finder-outer of sutff. (Do google search)

lada · « **Reply #35 on:** March 28, 2005, 08:41:17 AM »

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Originally posted by GScholz
She'd better not swim in our waters. She'd risk getting harpooned.

maaan

Suave · « **Reply #36 on:** March 28, 2005, 09:17:33 AM »

I'd harpoon her.

Pooh21 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 28, 2005, 10:38:23 AM »

Read in the news a couple months back, that on a flight from NY-La or something britney took her shoes of, and stunk up the plane so bad that the flight crew asked her to put her shoes back on, chicks aint supposed to stink like that.

Drunky · « **Reply #38 on:** March 28, 2005, 11:45:24 AM »

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
In London, a well-placed man in the insurance industry known simply as “Lloyd” said, “Britney Spears will never get any money from us.”

Now that's some sunny fhit. 'Ol Lloyd, in London.

Oh and who gives two squirts about what she looks like, are anything about her really. Is it really that important?

Sad and pathetic. "I'd hit it" Ha, like you would have a chance. Most of you need to get off the computer and go outside for a change. Get a hooker if you are that hard up to post "I'd hit it" to every picture of every girl ever posted on a BBS.

nirvana · « **Reply #39 on:** March 28, 2005, 12:52:42 PM »

You guys forgot the most important part to any trailer part trash, the hypodermic needles. Oh maybe some oxycontin "hillbilly heroin". What were you all thinking?

Suave · « **Reply #40 on:** March 28, 2005, 09:09:07 PM »

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Originally posted by Drunky
if you are that hard up to post "I'd hit it" to every picture of every girl ever posted on a BBS.

You mean I should stop writing that in my physical assesments at work ?

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 28, 2005, 09:36:11 PM »

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Originally posted by Drunky
Sad and pathetic. "I'd hit it" Ha, like you would have a chance. Most of you need to get off the computer and go outside for a change. Get a hooker if you are that hard up to post "I'd hit it" to every picture of every girl ever posted on a BBS.

Someone needs a hug.

RTSigma · « **Reply #42 on:** March 28, 2005, 09:49:22 PM »

I'd pound her like a broken record.