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Offline Wolfala

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« on: March 24, 2005, 08:56:50 PM »
Anyone notice how busted up this ***** looks lately?





But I guess the real question is: Is she just really bloated from downing a six-pack of Miller Lite and a bag o' Cheetos, or is Britney Spears PREGNANT?







Either way, males be wary of what your girlfriend / wife can metamorph into!

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Offline GtoRA2

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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2005, 08:58:18 PM »
Was she raised in a trailer park? She looks like it now lol.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2005, 09:18:27 PM »
Sure looks preggie to me.

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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2005, 09:56:11 PM »
Tough Crowd...

Man, you guys are beginning to sound like the conversation at the Hair Salon. Ok hands up, who's been secretly reading "Elle" and eating lowfat icecream?

Worried,

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Offline Kegger26

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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2005, 10:13:03 PM »
I'd still do her.
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2005, 10:18:54 PM »
she uglier then a cow in a dress
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Offline Raubvogel

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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2005, 10:31:41 PM »
I'd hit it.
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2005, 10:39:20 PM »
Mmmm early term pregos. They get a couple degrees warmer inside and their breasts get firmer :)

Oh and as far as B Spears, anybody who says they wouldn't hit it is either a nerd in deluded denial or ghey.
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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2005, 11:10:36 PM »
Hmmm... I seem to have misplaced my rat's ass.

Spears needs to fade back into the trailer park she came from.
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Offline hawker238

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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2005, 11:13:10 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
Hmmm... I seem to have misplaced my rat's ass.


LMAO
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2005, 12:13:52 AM »
i'd hit it









3 times baby!
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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2005, 12:24:59 AM »
You can take a girl outa the trailer park, but ya can't take the trailer park outa the girl.
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Offline Captain Virgil Hilts

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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2005, 12:58:15 AM »
Tonya Harding with a stage routine and a barely passable singing voice.
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2005, 02:58:11 AM »
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Punches


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Offline Siaf__csf

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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2005, 04:10:47 AM »
I have a picture of Britney (fully clothed) that I don't dare to post here.

Or should I...
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