I was watching a documentary on the Mamas and the Papas the other day and they were interviewing Barry Mcguire (Eve of Destruction). He called Michelle Phillips the "slurp of the decade".
Now I had never heard a beautiful woman called a "slurp" before, but it seems to fit well in this case.
Anyway... any other terms of endearment or maybe the opposite you've heard that might be a little out of the ordinary?