This morning I was picking my nose as usual to clean out the boogers. Sometimes I find the green ones that are real slimy. While I flicked it away, some hippie looking person game me a wierd look and said "Hey man, your like trashing my planet with your toxic waste."
So I flicked one on him and he acted like it was acid or something, started hopping around trying to get it off without touching it. Guess they will protesting tomorrow.