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Offline midnight Target

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« on: April 01, 2005, 08:35:31 AM »
Guns are the salvation of democracy.
All abortions are murder.
Gay marriage is an abomination.
Ted Kennedy is the anti-christ.
All universities are just breeding grounds for commies.
Jane Fonda lost the war for us.
GWB is the greatest President since Lincoln.
There is no racism.
Evolution is a fraud.
The WMD's were probably smuggled out just before the war.
Rush Limbaugh is a great American journalist.
Dan Rather never once told the truth.
Fox news is fair and balanced.
Terry Schaivo wanted to live and actually had a brain.
The Easter Bunny ran off with Santa.













Feel free to quote me...


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Offline BlueJ1

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Re: I'm convinced
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2005, 08:38:15 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Feel free to quote me...
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Offline Kegger26

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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2005, 08:40:25 AM »
One of the weaker attempts at fishing I have seen in a long time.
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2005, 08:41:37 AM »
"me"
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2005, 08:45:30 AM »
let me guess...  Wife and her girfriends left you alone this weekend while they went to the spa?  

there will be hell to pay when she get's back and sees this thread... better delete it.

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Offline Airhead

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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2005, 08:47:00 AM »
I can agree with all of it but the part of Santa Claus praticing beastiality with rabbits.

That one sounds fishy to me.
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Offline moot

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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2005, 08:51:19 AM »
2)which is an abomination?..
3)..to what?
5)The problem being closet/predisposed commies, or commification by uni's?
8) there is no spoon, either
9)everything is a fraud of some degree till proven irrefutable to the quanta.
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Offline slimm50

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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2005, 08:52:30 AM »
Man, MT, I was eatin it up 'til I got to the parts about Rush Limbaugh and Dan Rather. BTW,  I believe you're dead-on about Santa and the Easter Bunny. Who knew?
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Offline GtoRA2

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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2005, 10:37:43 AM »
BAh, April fool you are MT!!


That stuff is all true!!
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Offline Skydancer

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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2005, 10:44:17 AM »
Sure you don't mean commited?

Look out the men in white coats are coming!
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Offline Creamo

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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2005, 11:03:39 AM »
I truly hate this day.

April Fools always starts the same. Some dipchit uses it to promote their online persona agenda on the message board by extra cleverly announcing the opposite they posted all year, Zzzzzzzz.

Boring...
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Offline Swager

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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2005, 11:43:14 AM »
Well Creamo, with all the things he is convinced of, I doubt he truely knows what day it is.
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Offline Creamo

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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2005, 11:55:02 AM »
Shhh, Im on the "Patrol Grid at A23" career mission. It's kinda dark. Long run outta Brest... The obvious is still intact.
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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2005, 12:15:19 PM »
Hey hey hey.


Not all universities are the breeding grounds for commies.

Some are just rally points.
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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2005, 01:15:59 PM »
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Hey hey hey.


Not all universities are the breeding grounds for commies.

Some are just rally points.



lol
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