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Offline Nilsen

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« on: April 02, 2005, 04:10:24 AM »
Now that we are debt free and have a lovely house I decided to buy a second one in the city. Its very worn down but in good health. Got a good deal on it so now I will be fixing it up and splitting it up into 2 so i can squeeze cash out of 2 families or students or whatever. For now tho I have made a deal with a freind who will live there for free and pay me by fixing it up. He is a caprenter and loves fixing old houses so he can do alot of the jobs I can't do.

Exciting times, maybe ill put up some pics of it now and then update as the work progresses.
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Offline Elfie

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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2005, 04:15:27 AM »
Congrats Nilsen :)

*edit* Nilsen's new motto....All your rent monies are belong to ME!!  :D
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2005, 04:29:20 AM »
Thx Elfie.. and LOL :D

Hopefullly I can have 2 single college student girls living there when its done. And if they can't afford rent every now and then ...... :)
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Offline Rolex

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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2005, 05:17:48 AM »
Hold on here... the tenants are supposed to give a 'deposit', not the landlord.

And another thing... a real tycoon would say 4 girls, not 2.

And another, another thing... a real typcoon would make the rent almost free to the best looking girls, since you'd be making a fortune off the web cams secretly installed.

Tycooning isn't easy, but it can be fun.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2005, 05:25:50 AM »
Your webcam suggestion has been noted :cool:

I will offer broadband and cable to the tenants but no phoneline.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2005, 05:31:53 AM »
Cant see much of the house from here but its the only one my missus took today.. more to come after ive been there again later today.

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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2005, 05:59:28 AM »
We had plans to mount a cam to our club's sauna and put the picture to the whitescreen at the bar when ladies are having a bath.
We found out it's not necessary; picture quality is better when you go to the sauna with them :)

of course webcam would be neat :D
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Offline rpm

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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2005, 12:39:33 PM »
Congrats Nils! Don't you think they will get suspicious when you make them submit a bikini photo with the rental application?
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2005, 01:13:11 PM »
Nilson is that a mullet?  ;)
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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2005, 04:33:45 PM »
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Offline Elfie

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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2005, 04:38:44 PM »
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2005, 07:00:08 PM »
There is a distinction between "Tycoon" and "slumlord", you know...
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2005, 07:20:23 PM »
heres a real crappy pic of me and the missus at a bad moment but when they have a cam... pardon the size


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