Author Topic: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"? (Read 1879 times)

eskimo · « **on:** February 23, 2001, 02:20:00 AM »

OK guys, fess up.
Sound off if you have ever put your bomber on auto-pilot and gone to the back of the plane to "visit" you favorite Stewardess?

eskimo

Midnight · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2001, 04:42:00 AM »

ROFLMAO!!!!

You kidding me, right? My wife told me there is NO F%*KING WAY she would do anyhting like that while I was playing AH.

"You'll just do it and then leave me here to go play your game again," she says.

The only virtual mile high club I would be able to join is if the stewardess ws also virtual and all the action was .. well you know

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"Wing up, Get kills, Be happy"

Midnight
13th TAS
midnight@13thtas.com

"I see you have made your decision. Now let's see you enforce it." -Brandon Lee (The Crow)

Maniac · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2001, 07:56:00 AM »

Does watching the porn sites with alt + tab while flyin towards the battle count?

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WB : -nr-1-

Jimdandy · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2001, 08:03:00 AM »

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Originally posted by Midnight:

..."You'll just do it and then leave me here to go play your game again," she says...

LOL! Damn she's picky. Just tell her that when your 70 you'll be wishing you hadn't wasted those precious minutes. LOL!

Vermillion · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2001, 08:16:00 AM »

Does intentionally augering, instead of returning to base, count? Heheheheh

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**MOL**, Men of Leisure

Moose11 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2001, 09:19:00 AM »

No one ever did ask what happened to my C47 during the last AK frame.

Just somehow slipped off autopilot and augered into the med.

Pilot and company bailed long before.

Revvin · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2001, 09:21:00 AM »

Ripsnort · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2001, 09:30:00 AM »

Nope, never ! <Ripsnort looks at Geeman flying Aces High, looks at wife winking at the office door...shrugs..>

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2001, 09:42:00 AM »

I could probably get away with it if I lied to her... but she'd know something was up if I didn't go to sleep right afterwards.

Besides.. why would you need to have a bomber in autopilot for this? Normally it takes me at least 4 minutes to get to the fight. That's enough time for sex and a 3 1/2 minute nap.

AKDejaVu

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2001, 09:44:00 AM »

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You kidding me, right? My wife told me there is NO F%*KING WAY she would do anyhting like that while I was playing AH.

LOL! I just got a vision of you standing there with your pants down and AH running in the background begging your wife to reconsider

I can't even believe you asked

AKDejaVu

sling322 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2001, 10:06:00 AM »

Dammit Moose....we needed that last transport to get the bonus points!!

Thanks for letting the entire LW force in Northern Afrika down.

Yeager · « **Reply #11 on:** February 23, 2001, 10:07:00 AM »

I usually have the stewardess come up to the cockpit. Its all about SA you know!

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Moose11 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 23, 2001, 10:15:00 AM »

We got the bonus points even with the auger.

I remember on the AAR for the Transport group, one of the CMs was like 'Moose, C47: unknown'

popeye · « **Reply #13 on:** February 23, 2001, 10:27:00 AM »

Olive brings me cookies while I'm flying. At my age that qualifies.

bojc · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2001, 11:24:00 AM »

Does a quickie with the wife in the shower count, while on auto climbing to alt.

or.......
buy me a few beers and I'll tell ya a few past con stories with the names changed to protect the guilty.

bojc and major HJ

Author Topic: Who's in the "Virtual Mile High Club"? (Read 1879 times)

eskimo

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