Author Topic: Time for a divorce? (Read 989 times)

Jackal1 · « **on:** April 05, 2005, 07:12:15 AM »

............................. .............or maybe just a little indepth counseling.

Yesterday I pulled up to a local gas station for a little go juice. I was gonna do the pumping and my wife was going in to pay and to grab something to drink and snack on.
I asked her if she would grab me a pack of smokes while she was at it.
What did she do???? Well, thinking she was being waaaaay cool and overly funny she came back to the car , sit down grinning like a possum and handed me my cigs. She started giggling like one of my grandkids. I looked down and what did I see? She had gottem me a pack of Skydancer cigs.

She thought it was just too funny.
If she had also brought me a Zulu cola or possibly an Americon snack cake, it would have been the end , right there on the spot.
Gonna have to have a long talk with that gal.

lazs2 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2005, 08:51:01 AM »

skydancer ciggs are called "studmuffins".

lazs

beet1e · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2005, 09:13:54 AM »

Smoking is a vile habit.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2005, 10:14:33 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
skydancer ciggs are called "studmuffins".

lazs

ROFL

JB88 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2005, 10:23:31 AM »

sounds to me like she's on to something.

and if she knows who skydancer is...well, he's doing his job just fine wouldnt you say?

heh heh.

wtg sky.

88

Jackal1 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 05, 2005, 10:39:05 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
sounds to me like she's on to something.

and if she knows who skydancer is...well, he's doing his job just fine wouldnt you say?

heh heh.

wtg sky.

88

Oh yea, she definitely knows who he is.
She is not nearly as polite when she voices her opinion of him as I am.

JB88 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2005, 10:54:08 AM »

lol

and the too much free time award of the year goes to? (drumroll)

Skydancer · « **Reply #7 on:** April 05, 2005, 12:13:24 PM »

Wow my influence is Global!

This is way way too funny.

Skydancer · « **Reply #8 on:** April 05, 2005, 12:47:19 PM »

Jees I'm still chuckling.

Post a pic of those Cigs, might use em as an avatar!"

RightF00T · « **Reply #9 on:** April 05, 2005, 12:55:51 PM »

What is the significance of her getting Skydancer?

Skydancer · « **Reply #10 on:** April 05, 2005, 12:59:51 PM »

That Jackal Guy is obsessed with me! Seems like I'm invading his brain.

Steve · « **Reply #11 on:** April 05, 2005, 01:02:20 PM »

Skydancer, I never thought I'd say this but, you may be right.

Oh my, that was painful.

Skydancer · « **Reply #12 on:** April 05, 2005, 01:05:24 PM »

Its Ok it only hurts the first time!

Steve · « **Reply #13 on:** April 05, 2005, 01:05:50 PM »

JB88 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 05, 2005, 01:09:44 PM »

surgeon general's warning -

smoking skydancer cigarettes
may cause a lightening of the users neck,
independant points of view, reduced
urges to label others and periodic bouts of agreement with JB88.